Tuesday, October 30, 2012

TMI Tuesday - The Long & Short of it

TMI Tuesday – The long and short of it
Thank you Erotic Adventures in Brisneyland for the following TMI Tuesday questions.

The LONG and the SHORT of it

1. What is the longest relationship you have been in?

Late October 2012 marked 16 years since The Hubs and I started dating. By far the longest (and best!) I've ever been in.

2. What is the shortest relationship you have been in?

Not counting one-time playmates? I "dated" a guy in high school for a week to the day. A few months later I met The Hubs.

3. How often do you have sex? How often do you want sex?

The Hubs and I have some sort of sexual contact at least once a day (under normal circumstances) I'm not trying to brag or anything, just honest. It's not always penetration, sometimes it's just oral for one or the other. Sometimes it's oral and penetration. Not saying there isn't the occasional night after life has worn us down that we pass out without even a kiss. Just saying the "norm" is a lot. Lol

4. How long does sex usually last?

Are we including foreplay? I'd say average 30-45 min. Sometimes longer, sometimes shorter. Just depends on how many positions, toys & props we are using!

5. Have you ever had an experience where someone couldn’t perform, finished too quickly or couldn’t keep up with you? Tell us about it?

Performance issues happen. Especially in a swing lifestyle that has nerves running rampant. I haven't had too many but I try to just put them at ease that Jane is a judgement-free slut. If they aren't hard yet I'll play longer. We'll get there... It's certainly NOT going to help if you are an asshole about it!

6. If you could only have one “type” of sexual encounter for the rest of your life, would you prefer

a) short and sweet
b) wham bam thank you ma’am
c) here for the long haul
d) slow and tender

I honestly don't really know how to answer this... I like a good hard fuck, so I'm drawn to the "wham bam" but if I had to pick one forever I also want The Hubs for "the long haul" so I guess I want a combo of b & c... After all I'm a swinger - we get to have both ;)

Bonus: Would you consider ending an otherwise healthy and loving relationship if the sex wasn’t what you wanted?

No. At least not if I felt he was worth it. "Good sex" is dependent on so many factors, I'd try to work on it together and figure out how to work past the issues holding the sex-life back from full potential.


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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Halloween Party Redemption and A Bold Move.


This is the one and only picture I took of me in my costume this year. It's a bit fuzzy because it was taken from inside a ziploc baggie. It was a joke that I didn't go through with all night - a joke based on last year's fiasco. Let's just say the ladies were very much "on parade" as The Hubs would say. But - I successfully made it through the party with a dry and fully-functional phone. ;)

A Bold Move:
The party was somewhat lame. Ok, it was really lame. It was hosted by The Friend, but half of our group wasn't there because they were out of town and the other people at the party were friends of people we didn't know. We drank and eventually ended up outside with two friends and we passed the pipe a bit.

After a while outside with the pipe we all headed inside. The Hubs started playing beer pong and I got a text from The Friend.

"Let's go outside and play"

Assuming he was joking I joked back with him that I have permission, but I doubt he did. *Side note - keep in mind his girlfriend was there. As in unknowing girlfriend. Yea, yea I know - a girlfriend. Whole other post...* He replied that he didn't need it. I showed the text to The Hubs and asked if he was ok with me calling his bluff. He laughed and said sure. I headed out and waited.

And waited.

A few minutes and no show. I came back inside and laughed as he sat on the couch watching me walk back in. He was talking to a guy who had just arrived and the look on his face was priceless.

I got back to the beer pong as my phone went off again.

"Try again in 5 min"

Yea, right. So I said I'd follow him this time. A few minutes later I got a text that just said "now".

I went outside and what-the-fuck, no one was outside. So I waited and decided this was the last time I would do this. He was clearly too drunk. And let's face it, we've all discussed it and there was no chance he was going through with it. But then, what-do-ya-know the door opened and out he stepped.

Uh oh.

I literally thought, "holy shit, he showed???" and tried my best not to show the "holy fuck, what do I do now" feeling I was having. I honestly think I had been feeling brave never thinking he would show up. We've been at this serious he-knows-what-we-are flirtation for over a year, why would tonight be different?

Ok, I thought, time to put your proverbial money where your mouth is, Jane. I took a deep swig of  my Bacardi.

I was leaning on the house which was the most out-of-range view from the sliding glass door. (I was drunk and high so it seemed like the best place to be for a secret meeting) He walked over with a drunken sway and made his apologies for being stuck in conversation at the last attempt. He told me if I took a few steps back he was going to do "something" to me. In drunken arrogance I took myself all the way to the edge of the porch without leaving the concrete.

We drunkenly stumbled through conversation about his girlfriend, The Hubs, Me, Him. And soon I realized that his hand was up my dress on my ass. The look on his face was clearly waiting for my reaction. When I didn't push him away his hand stayed. He kept saying I needed to step around the corner, he wanted to fuck me. *Side note: two things - I didn't have permission to fuck him. I needed to discuss that with The Hubs before going that far. I have never played alone and I wasn't going to start when I was outside the door from an unknowing girlfriend  with other people I know and spend a lot of time with. Also, I was only off of my monthly cycle by about a day, and for me that is not in the clear for fucking. And I would almost rather die than start fucking someone and have that sort of incident. So, I knew that fucking was not happening.* I made the conscious decision to not go around the corner. I knew how drunk he and I both were and how much the tension has built up and I was not going to allow the alcohol put us in a situation we would regret.

I got a text from The Hubs giving a heads up that his girlfriend was showing people around the house and may head for the porch. The Friend thought this was the funniest thing ever. That my husband was actually watching out for me to be naughty. His hand, however still hadn't left my ass. That is, until it moved around to the front. I was still leaning on the wall and I wasn't going to let him go all the way in, so I held firm and he got a fingertip in the upper v of the pussy.

As if on cue, he pulled his hands away and started walking to the sliding door. As he reached the door I saw his girlfriend walk up. I knew she hadn't seen anything because I saw her make it to the door. He had seen her in plenty of time (almost like he knows what he's doing... hmmm...? lol) and walked over. She came out and he walked inside. I knew it looked bad, if she had any sense of the flirtation it would look really bad. So, I *smoothly*(it seemed smooth but I was drunk and high, there really is no telling) covered by saying I was just drinking too much and needed air. He had come out to check on me but suggested I needed more alcohol instead. (Totally believable if you know him) Apparently she bought it as then we discussed mundane things like how she wanted him to put a pool in his backyard.

Yep, just another pair of ladies chit-chatting it up.

I headed inside and The Hubs and I made our exit. I did my best to tell The Hubs every single word and move I could remember. He seemed OK with everything, as best I could tell while intoxicated. We got home and I took out my built-up horniness on his cock taking down everything he gave me and continuing - he actually had to ask me to stop after he'd cum! Shortly after, we fucked some more and I passed out.

I woke up to 10 text messages and a voice message from a missed call around 2 a.m. All of them had the same gist... he was still able to smell my pussy on his fingers and he was liking it. A lot. Also, that he was ready as soon as I was ready to fuck alone. (Whole. Other. Topic.) I just need to tell him when and where.

I can't lie and say that wasn't/isn't a turn on. I was no where near him, had denied him and he was still totally wanting me. I mean, it's someone who has built-up pure lust after you. It's hot. And even in {this}swinger life it is a rarity.

So what now?

Your guess is (almost) as good as mine. To be honest I can't get a 100% fix on how The Hubs feels about the idea. If I had to guess it's that he's torn between thinking it's a bad idea and not wanting to take a fanatsy away from me. And seriously, that is just the tip of the iceberg. The second biggest hitch is it means alone play. And I'm a total fucking lunatic when it comes to that. Sometimes I think it would be different because this is a friend I know and trust, but then I think all of the same reasons for my anxieties over playing alone don't change even with a friend. So, back to square one.

In talking with The Hubs we found that my perspective on the night was very different from him. He was, after all way more sober than I was. {Thank you, baby!} For instance, I thought I was outside for 10-15 min, turns out it was more like 20-30! Ooops. I've asked him to write about the party from his perspective, but I am not sure if I've convinced him yet.

In any case it was a bold move, that's for sure. What it will mean, I guess only time with tell.

The Wife

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Over the edge

Yesterday I was horny all day. Instead of taking care of myself I let it build all day, saving it up for The Hubs...

I knew what I wanted... To be filled and fucked. Hard.

I started with some hitachi rubbing while he lubed up a vibrating anal bead wand. In that went while my pussy creamed up knowing what was coming.

Pretty soon The Hubs slid his cock into my pussy and I started cumming all over him. Being filled and stretched and the hitachi on my clit, he barely had to move and I was cumming again and again.

I begged for him to be in my ass, so out came a dildo to replace his cock in my pussy. He lubed up a bit and more and slid in to my tight asshole. He started to fuck me harder and harder and holy fuckballs did I keep cumming. My holes tightening around his cock and the dildo leaving my cream all over it.

For a while afterward I lay in bed trying to regain my focus an ability to move! The Hubs jumped in the shower and after a while we were just relaxing in bed again.

I looked over and saw a big cock next to me and thought... Mmmmm...

The blow job was slow and deliberate. Taking my time licking and just enjoying his cock. After a while he asked if I wanted his load down my throat or in my pussy. Now, I was really sore, but really turned on all over again... So I said something naughty about taking my dirty (sore) pussy again - well, whatever I said was so hot it threw The Hubs over the edge and his load started blasting down my throat.


Anytime I say or do something that makes it impossible for The Hubs to hold back - seriously - HOT. It's a mix of feeling sexy, sexual and powerful. Kind of a sexual power trip. The look on his face, the sound in his voice... It says it all.

Mmm, I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!

Happy Tuesday ;)

The Wife

TMI Tuesday: Then & Now

TMI Tuesday – Then and Now

1. What one part of your sex life today would most surprise the 17 year old you?

Oh how young & naive I was... I'm actually not sure which would shock my 17-year-old-self more: the fact that I have willingly fucked other men in front of The Hubs. Or that I enjoy anal sex... I'm guessing my 17 self would have bulging eyes at a mere suggestion of either!!

2. What one thing might shock that younger you?

I think the only thing about my sex life that wouldn't shock my 17y-o-self is that I am still fucking The Hubs. Even at 17 I knew we'd be married but I sure as fuck didn't know anything else about our future life/lifestyle!

3. What part of the younger you’s (not necessarily at age 17) sex life do you look back on with the most nostalgia?

This is tough because at 17 (really until age 30) I was so uncomfortable in my own skin that I don't think I relaxed enough to fully enjoy everything. So while I can look back with some nostalgia at how young The Hubs and I were I think we've been a work in progress all these years!

4. Is there anything in the younger you’s sexual ambitions or fantasies you have not yet fulfilled?

Ha! Seriously I think at 16 or 17 I thought all sex was missionary and only between a husband & wife... I'd say all of those have been fulfilled and I moved on to fantasies I didn't even know I had!

Bonus: Give your 17 year old self a piece of sexual advice.

Chill the fuck out.

Enjoying sex with multiple partners and in varying scenarios is not wrong, it's fun and you shouldn't waste so many years of you life being so uptight! So lose the Granny-panties and go find your inner-slut! (I know she's in there!)

The Wife

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your blog, answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the tmituesdayblog so we’ll all know where to read your responses!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Booty Call

Sometimes you have to laugh at this lifestyle. Yesterday, I got a text for a blow job booty call from a previous playmate. I laughed at his ballsy-stupidity as I turned him down.

To explain I need to back up a few weeks. A playmate from about a year ago found me again on AFF and sent me an email. We started talking again and decided to set up a play-date. At the last minute he bailed, without explanation. Or phone call. Or text. As in he stood me up. Oh well, moving on.

Until yesterday, when I got a text testing the waters with a hello.

I took my opportunity to be nice. We got the pleasantries out of the way and I asked what happened. When he sent back a lame-o response I said the text book flirtation statement:

 Well, you'll just have to make it up to me next time ;)
To which he responded:

          I need a bj so bad

That was when I started laughing. Out loud.

It went downhill from there. Ending with him requesting that he come over for me to give him an (apparently) much needed blow job. Um, no. And this is why:

     1. A booty call can be great, if you're an established fuck buddy! He's not, he's only been over one time and that was a year ago. Then he didn't show up last time - what about this makes you think you can randomly request a booty call? Hmmm.

     2. A one sided booty call? Seriously? So basically you're saying you want to come to my house for me to blow you and get nothing from it. There is only one man I get enough pleasure from blowing that I don't need reciprocation and I married him many years ago. And he's not you!

     3. He knows I don't play alone. Which is probably why he thought he was safe just asking for a blow job but it's still skirting The Hubs, which is never cool.

Maybe I should just be flattered he still remembered my cock sucking skills after all this time.


The Wife.


Friday, October 12, 2012

What's in a {screen}name

We have all done it... You sit down to join a website and oh crap, what will my screen name be? Eventually you throw together a name and get started online.

Except, swinger sites are different. Typically you're anonymous so you don't use your standby favorites like JaneS123 or JSmith847. You'll want your name to be slightly memorable and give an indication I who you are and why we want to fuck you.

(I mean HairySweatyMan469 probably wouldn't get you too many hits. Just sayin...)

Why am I telling you this?

Well... Years ago when we were just barely talking about swinging The Hubs set up our AFF profile. We hadn't done any playing yet and the name he picked for us includes a certain description of me that he was oh so hopeful would be true. Problem is, it's not. And you can't change your screen name unless you start a new account and that is just annoying.

Oh well we thought. It's *just* a screen name...

I never realized the impact of it all until we got into the swing of things. Constantly we are having to explain that even though the name said one thing the profile clearly states otherwise. But, no one reads the profiles, they see the screen name and email.

Some people get mad, I've been called random things and "yelled" at for the contradiction. We laugh it off now, if you aren't bothering to read our profile you're probably not a good match for us anyway.

So take it from me and consider carefully before creating your screen name... Just a thought...

The Wife

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

TMI Tuesday - oh so random

Hey, hey, hey, hey…Time to get random again on TMI Tuesday. Why? Because it is fun to know random stuff about you; it can reveal a lot about your personality.

1. Tell us about your sluttiest act ever.

The first one that comes to mind was a night we went out to a club with our single female friend. The Hubs took turns touching, kissing & touching some more each of us in the dark club. It wasn't dark enough to be fully hidden from view and we weren't really trying to hide! The people around us definitely took notice and the looks on their faces was priceless.

Of course we went back to our house after to release the built-up tension!!

2. Have you ever played air-guitar. . .naked?

Have I ever done in fully-clothed? No to both.

3. To what song do you most like to play air-guitar either clothed or naked?

See #2, this is a dumb question,

4. Are you good in bed? Why?

Well, I don't think I can really accurately answer that. I'd say you'd have to talk to my partners to find that out. However, I did have a partner turn to The Hubs and say "she really does low sucking cock, huh?" So I take that as a sign of some enjoyment ;)

5. What FEELS Sexy to you–tactile sensation? (Leave sight and taste out of this)

Done to me? Kiss/Bite my back/shoulders/neck.

To do? I love just stroking a hard cock. One finger, play around just feel the pulsing.

Bonus: Write a six word autobiography.

Sarcastic slut living a good life.