Friday, January 15, 2016

The Wife, The Girlfriend and The Threesome

As I wrote 99% of my last blog post we were days away from The Hubs having another date with The Girlfriend. The plan was for me to stay home on Mom duty and they go out and then hit up a hotel or Eyz after dinner to play. Out of the blue The Hubs said, "ya know, it would be great if you could join us"... a few texts later and I was barging my way into their date :)

To my surprise she didn't sound even mildly psyched about this idea when he told her I was joining along. Now, to back up here is some background on her...She's a swinging newbie. She did some light swinging way, way in her past but this is not the norm for her. So her reaction was more of a "girlfriend" than a "swinger".

She wanted to be sure we both knew that she and I would have to hit it off for her to want to play with me. (she knew I am straight but she considers herself bi) So it was almost not a guarantee it would be a threesome at all. I decided that if it wasn't working out for all of us I would just let them be alone upstairs  Maybe it was because she was nervous to me "his wife" or maybe she just wanted to have cock to herself and thought she'd be left out. I really don't know, but nonetheless we moved forward.

The night came and I'm sure her nerves were swirling just as mine were. The plan was for us to pick her up so that she could have some drinks and relax and enjoy the night too. During the day leading up to it The Hubs said he would like for me to move to the back seat when she got in the car because he knew she would be nervous and he wanted to calm her down. So when we got there I hopped in the back and she came out and we were on our way. He had been right, she was very, very nervous and it was... awkwardly quiet. I blame it on the sort of a strange dynamic. I have a relationship with The Hubs (obvs) and she had a relationship with The Hubs but having never met he was our only connection. And let's be honest, we know how women are with other women. Plus I was concerned about her feeling OK because of her hesitation so it made me conscious of every move I made.

We needed alcohol, STAT.

We got to drinking and talking and we both loosened up a bit. She was very nice and we chatted and drank for a while. Eventually it was time to play. We drove home and I took a page from The Hubs playbook and offered to get drinks for everyone while they went to the bedroom to get the party started. As in, give them some alone time to get started. He does this often in our MFMs and I thought it would make it more comfortable for her if they got started just the two of them.

They got started as I slowly made drinks and tried to waste some time downstairs without making it seem like I wasn't coming up. When I made it upstairs I could hear that they were having fun so I peaked in the door. She was mostly naked and they were standing by the bed groping each other. I slipped in and made my way to the chair in the corner and I got comfortable to watch the show.

Before we left he had set up our restraint system so he cuffed her arms and legs and started eating her pussy. Soon he flipped her over and spanked her hard and I knew what was coming. He was ready to fuck her. I began giving instructions from the chair. Telling him to fuck her. He did and she liked it. After he came he called me off the sidelines to join in.

The Hubs kissed and undressed me and led me to a toy which was waiting under the bed. He wanted me to use it on her while she blew him. Then she laid across our bed with her head hanging off while I held a toy in her pussy (it does the fucking for you) while The Hubs throat fucked her while she choked all over his big cock. She came all over the toy and he was ready to fuck again.

She flipped over on her knees and he got behind her and started banging her from behind. She reached over and indicated she wanted pussy so I rearranged to be in front of her. While he banged her from behind she ate my pussy. I watched The Hubs as he enjoyed the train we had going on. I always love seeing his face. He said he wanted to fuck me so she stopped eating and he came over and started to fuck me. He got out the Hitachi wand and I was sent over the edge and we came together while she watched.

After that we lay around for a while and caught our breath. We chatted and chilled until The Hubs started rubbing on her leg and I knew he had one more in him. I went back to the chair and he fucked one more cum out of her and then fell over in a spent heap. :)

We hung for a bit and then he drove her home.

When he got home we watched some TV to decompress and then I started sucking his cock and we fucked a final time to ensure I had drained his balls completely and passed out in a satisfied, tipsy sleep.

It was a fun night. There was very little interaction sexually between she and I mostly because I was so concerned about making her comfortable I probably over thought it all. So I stayed to the sideline until he or she made moves to initiate play. Was that the right move? Fuck if I know, but it worked out and we all had a great time. I'm sure we'll all do it again sometime, after all The Hubs has a birthday coming up! :)

The Wife

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Uncharted Territory

Happy New Year, sluts! Lots of things are going on in life and love and I thought I'd try my best to jump back into sharing here.

Over the years we have played with people together and occasionally separate. However the one consistent thing was always we met them together to start off. As in, maybe The Hubs and a friend would hook up but the majority of the time we would play as a threesome and it always started as a three some. Then came The Girlfriend.

Now we differ on her title, so let me explain. He would NOT call her a girlfriend but he would probably call her his playmate, FWB or his sub. I don't mean "girlfriend" as a bad thing, I just mean she is a playmate of his who thus far has been only played with solo. And actually, I've never even met her. It is all with my knowledge so it is above board so I don't see girlfriend as a bad thing. They have gone out to dinner and talk by text every day. Plus she needs a blog name!  :)

This concept is totally new for us. And we're having to navigate a few new situations but here are a few reasons why it has even the remote possibility of working for us:

Our main "rules" still apply. The little things we do; we don't do phone conversations because then I can't read up and stay updated. We don't meet up or play without prior knowledge given to each other. Basic things like that. We stick to the fundamental rules that have made us a successful swinging couple for many years. If it ain't broke why fix it? These boundaries have always worked for us, they just needed a few adaptations to work in a solo situation. Breaking them will only lead to hurt, anger and a swift end to our participation in this lifestyle.

Total and complete honesty. Even if you do something stupid or the situation makes you look bad you gotta be honest. Tell the whole story and admit when you fuck up and it will be ok. If The Hubs did something stupid I wouldn't be mad at him as long as he tells me. Shit happens. I do stupid shit all.the.time. but if you 'fess up it always goes better.

Complete Openness. As in everything. Even if something is within the rules and normal scope we both get to know about it. Period.

Trust. This is the most important component of all. If we don't have 100% trust in each other and our system then it's game over and we go back to a monogamous marriage. And some serious counseling, perhaps. This is something I think of often and don't take lightly. There is nothing worth breaking this and I know The Hubs feels the same.

There are some new things happening but I'm sure we'll get through them and find a new normal. Hopefully I'll be back on here to take you along on the ride.

The Wife

**Editor's Note... since this was written we have played as a threesome. Blog post coming :)

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Dear Mike

I have this one reader who I feel like may be my number one fan. His name is Mike. I don't know anything more about him other than when I've been silent on here he is the first to notice. So here's to you, Mike... wherever you are.

Dear Mike,
First, thanks for reading!! When I started this blog I wondered if anyone would read it? If it was a normal blog topic I'd at least have my mother as a loyal fan, but clearly THAT isn't going to happen. So I always appreciate knowing people are actually reading it. Or maybe you guys stick around for hopes of more videos? ;)

A few things contributed to my time away. First I killed my computer. Not exactly sure how but I was uploading pictures one day and came back to find it dead. Then we moved. And since I just bought a new house I didn't feel like shelling out a few hundred on a new computer. So I've waited until now to replace it. So at least that excuse is out of the way.

The main reason though... I haven't got a lot to say. At least not anything good to say. I haven't slept with anyone other than The Hubs for 18 months and if you don't count The Friend it has been about 3 years for anyone else. Sometimes I find myself wondering if I can even count myself amongst the "swingers" anymore.

Yes, The Hubs and I have permission to play, and I think we'd both enjoy a naughty playdate together but the fact of the matter is there is nothing on the horizon to that point. The Hubs has a friend he meets up with about once every 2-3 months. She is a newbie so isn't comfortable with me adding in and I respect that. Also, I'm ok with The Hubs having some time without me. And yes, I have The Friend. But let's be honest, we flirt a lot more than we act. We have gotten together 2 times in the last 3 years. It isn't exactly a standing appointment. There are also some complications with that story that I'm trying to wrap my head around. More to come on that :)

So, I am here. And I want to be here. I want to have hot stories to share, I want to see the look on The Hubs face I suck his dick while another fucks me from behind. We just have to get back into the swing of things. (Pun fully intended!) And maybe soon I'll have something good to share. Until then stick by me and we'll see if we can find some juicy stuff to share... ;)

The Wife

Wednesday, April 29, 2015


Well, I had a baby.

As it usually happens when you're pregnant after a general set number of weeks the kid comes out one way or another. So one chapter in our lives has come to a close and I thought I'd get caught up here.

Life lately for The Hubs and I has been very vanilla. During the pregnancy and since delivery we have been *gasp* monogamous, haha! I mean, the first two months of a newborn's life is like military boot camp for the parents. It's not pretty. No one sleeps, no one and I mean no one is feeling sexy. I remember one time around the 4 week mark I reached over and grabbed The Hubs' cock. He just looked at me and kind of laughed. Yea, we both rolled over and took the few moments of sleep we could get.

Thankfully that phase is over now and it's much less survival and getting more routine. Or maybe you just learn to run on less sleep? Either way sex has started to be a priority again. So far it has just been with each other, but as time marches on we are both still open to our old ways. We're heading to Key West at some point this summer to celebrate my birthday. Maybe this will be the year of the gang bang? Ya never know.

So I guess you could say I'm back ;) hopefully I'll have some new stories soon, until then we'll relive the highlight reel.

The Wife

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

The Uninterested Man

To wrap up 2014 I will fulfill a promise to tell you about one of the oddest encounters we've ever had. That is, The Uninterested Man.

This was a few years ago now, so some of the details are fuzzy and some of them burned into my memory forever.... We met through AFF. Chatted for a while via email and text doing the usual exchange of pictures, stories and rules. Everything seemed on board so we moved forward.

He invited us to a house party he was hosting but we were unable to make it (I can't remember why at this point) so we scheduled a follow up of sorts. He would bring a female friend of his who also couldn't make the party and the four of us would play. We hadn't seen anything of the other woman but took the risk as her description sounded like she was a lot of fun.

They arrived and all looked good. She wasn't a knock out but she was cute and very nice. She also seemed to be up for anything and it all looked good for The Hubs. My playmate definitely looked different in the face from his pictures, like maybe photoshop had been done to his nose, but still all looked good so we proceeded. The two of them had played before so The Uninterested Man warned us to get a towel for her, as she was quite the squirter. More on that to come...

We started off with "our own" couples, me with The Hubs and he with his friend. Quickly we moved on from there. Sucking and some foreplay and then we all moved to the bed to arrange for all four of us. I remember it started with both of us ladies on our knees and both men standing off the bed fucking us from behind. I couldn't see anything except the bed of course but would turn around to get a glimpse of The Hubs getting his cock slicked up by her juices. Pretty soon we came to find out that he really wasn't kidding about the towel. It was quite handy as she gushed around The Hubs and soaked the towel quickly.

Around this point I began to notice how quiet my playmate was. I know I can be somewhat loud so I tried to hold it in so I could hear him and see what was going on. There was basically nothing. A few times he would start talking to The Hubs about the other woman just as if they were sitting at a table having a drink. Nothing to indicate that he was currently balls-deep inside of me. I flipped over so I could get a look at him and see what was going on and that is when I saw it. The most uninterested look I've EVER seen on a face while having sex. I mean, not even movies could touch this one. He didn't look disgusted, intrigued, bored, excited - nothing. Just... nothing. He was going through the motions of in and out with his cock looking like he was just standing around watching tv.

Now, if you've ever had sex with any woman, like ever, you may have noticed this is not a great way to approach the situation. My potential for orgasm went in the tank as I started to feel like he was seriously uninterested in fucking me. I focused on The Hubs and took enjoyment in their fun while we had the longest fuck of my life. (Or so it seemed because I was ready for it to be over) When I heard The Hubs cumming I faked my way out of my own situation and then my playmate (still having not cum himself) moved over to the other woman to play with her some. We watched them fuck while The Hubs fingered me (totally knowing I had faked it with The Uninterested Man) and we watched as the other woman gushed into the towel some more and finally he finished.

We wrapped things up and said our goodbyes. Me feeling totally and utterly self-conscious. Had I been too this or that? Did he not find me attractive in person or what had I done wrong was all I could think about for a long time. It impacted our swing life a lot. It sent me into a slump of self-consciousness that I had a hard time breaking out of.

Finally I have come to the conclusion that he is a sex-addict at it's worst. Not the kind that enjoys copious amounts of sex and can't get enough but the guy that just has to go through the motions of doing it. That was the look on his face, not disgust just like he was reading an OK book or watching an infomercial. A blank face.

For obvious reasons we never spoke again, until a few weeks ago when he text me out of the blue. I literally laughed out loud because why would someone who seemed so uninterested come back for more? Especially so long afterward. He is a perfect example of one of those people you leave the contact name in the phone just so you know who to ignore when they contact again.

So that is the story... As promised! So here's to more fun in 2015. The Hubs and I hope to be back in the "swing" of things so to speak as soon as we both feel comfortable branching back out into the swing life.

Until next time, Happy New Year :)

The Wife

Tuesday, November 18, 2014


So, clearly I suck at updating this blog when life is moving at a rapid pace with things other than swinging. So here is an update on what we've been up to.

Pregnant Slut -

It's going good, rapidly approaching the final segment of the journey. Hard to believe some days and others it feels like I've been pregnant and out of commission for decades.

This isn't my first rodeo but I was not prepared for how unappealing and unsexy I would feel this time around. After my last pregnancy I lost a lot of weight and The Hubs and I really hit our stride in the swing arena. So I never really had to be the pregnant slut before. Most of my slutting days were well before or well after my last pregnancy. Meaning this one hit me hard. I really struggled mentally with how unappealing I felt.

After my announcement I heard from a lot of guys about how sexy they think pregnant women are. But, I'm here to say I wasn't feeling any of it. At first I wasn't feeling great physically which made the sex-life with The Hubs difficult. Which compounded the feeling of me being utterly disgusting.  And even though we weren't in our swinger-hayday when the pregnancy began it still felt like a brick wall immediately went up with outside men when I made the annoucement. Most of that is probably mental (we know I'm an overthinker), but even the general nonsense flirting The BFF's Hubs and I did came to a screeching halt. Hard to feel like you still have "it" when your sex life at home and the flirting life you're used to comes to such a dramatic dwindle. Luckily The Hubs and I have rebounded (we always do thankfully) and are back to a normal, wonderful flow. This helps a lot, plus we're at the stage that he rubs me a lot and that contact is always amazingly intimate even if not in a sexual way.

Blast from the past

This guy randomly text me about a two weeks ago that I hadn't heard from in about 3 years. Seriously, 3 years. At least! There are reasons we didn't talk after we played. Yet, here he was texting me like we were BFFs. I was like WTF is going on here. Turns out he came across my phone number and didn't know who I was, so he thought he'd see where it went. Hot, huh? Yea... like I said, there's a reason why we never talked again. I call him The Uninterested Man. I'll have to check my blog roll to see if I ever wrote about him. If I didn't I'll fill you guys in sometime. It was a crazy experience. I tried to get rid of him by telling him of my current status and of course he was one who was like "yea, I'm up for that" eye roll... naturally.

The Fireman

I hear from this guy semi regularly, but he generally only has time (or so he says) for a blow job. As in unreciprocated... Umm... no. I know I've written about him here before somewhere. He's complicated; married to an unknowing wife that he's not only trying to hook up with girls but also guys (he says for BJ only with them) and he can't get an erection if he's cum already in that day. Like apparently at all. So there isn't going to be a round two if you go BJ first if you know what I mean. I haven't told him I'm pregnant because 90% of the time he's texting me it's for a) a BJ booty call which isn't going to happen or b) he's at work overnight and "needs" pics to help him out for a jack session. Sometimes I oblige, other times not so much. Just depends on the mood I guess! lol He's an interesting character, which I guess is why I keep him on the hook enough to keep talking to him. We've played a few times and it went well when we did. For now he's somewhat like watching a train wreck. Sometimes it is pure entertainment just to watch him try to ask for pics or a bj. Maybe it's wrong, (probably is) but he's fun to keep around.

OK, kids that's all I've got. I'll try to be around more ;)

The Wife

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Yes and No

Long time no blog... I think you'll understand why shortly. I contemplated talking about this at all but what the heck, in real life there are things that happen that impact your Swinger Lifestyle. This is definitely one of them...

A few weeks ago The Hubs posted the following on Twitter:

We both waited to see if anyone would take the bait... Only one couple was like umm... WTF?!?!

So the question is, am I? Is it?

Yes and No.

Yes, we're expanding our family. We'll welcome another (our last) kid in early February.
No, it is NOT The Friend's baby! We know this for sure even though we did conceive a few days after Round 2.

Does this mean our Swinging is over?

Yes and No.

This is a complicated answer - so try and stay with me. If we had a steady playmate I think both The Hubs and I would be OK continuing our playtime for a while based on how I was feeling etc. However, at the moment the closest thing we have to a steady is The Friend. And, well he doesn't know yet but when he finds out... I'll be back to a Manatee for sure. And who knows if I'll ever return to Mermaid status.

The irony of all ironies is that when you're pregnant sex is even more amazing. At least at the beginning. The Hubs says my pussy is extra ripply (totally made that word up) and in some positions his cock feels like I'm being fucked and using the Hitachi at the same time. WIN. So ironically this would be a great time to play, but that really doesn't seem to be in our cards so it will be a benefit for The Hubs and me to enjoy.

The No comes into play in that we know this is our final kid. I already have a sense of completion about this one. Something I was always wondering if I'd have or if I'd always long for another cute snuggely baby. So I do think that we'll get back to the fun times as time moves on. Plus, if you've ever been to Eyz Wide Shut you know that there certainly isn't an age limit to swinging. My goodness, sometimes me in my mid-thirties is practically infant status. That and after I lose the baby weight I'm getting the boob implants I've always wanted. So um, why not have fun with them??

Do I miss the drinking, the smoking, the excessive fucking?

Yes and No.

When we went to happy hour with our friends last week was it a semi-bummer to not get a nice cocktail, sure! But that is life, this season will pass and I'll have the rest of my life to be a drunk, high slut. I've come to realize that life really is just about seasons. Nothing lasts forever, so not drinking or smoking ganja is just a season of life and this too shall pass so I'm OK with that. Plus, it's a greater good thing, ya know? If it was "just because" then I may be resentful of The Hubs for being able to partake, but this is for a purpose.

So, for now I'm a pregnant slut. So there won't be many new stories coming out of the blog for a while, but I'm sure I have plenty of old material I can hash out. That is, if this post hasn't sent all of my readers running for the hills!

Until next time...

The Wife