Tuesday, September 25, 2012

TMI Tuesday - Celebrity fuck-a-thon

1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?

Last week I was told I looked like Elisabeth Shue! Granted, this was on twitter and from my avi... So maybe in real life I don't look like her but that's the only celebrity I've ever been told I look like!

2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?

See, what makes me have a celebrity "crush" isn't necessarily their "hot" factor. Example - my celebrity husband, Ben Affleck. Sure, he's not *the* hottest actor in town but he's always had a spot on my "crush" list. Ok... So hottest... Well I keep thinking of Ben & Matt Damon so now I'll just go ahead with them. And, um yea... I'd fuck both of them!

Hottest women... How long do you have?! I find so many of them pretty, so I'll go with a random The Hubs and I saw this weekend and both said "oh yea, she's hot" that would be Famke Jansen. Great body, slightly exotic and something about her makes me think she's a freak in bed. Now, I'm not bi-sexual, but I think I may have to try on her!

3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?

Ha! Well... My friends & I are different. My BFF used to have a typed-out "top 10" list of her fav celeb men. Which we used to update together at work! So none of mine are a secret! Here are a few:

Ben, Matt, Josh, Aaron, Alexander, Mark....

4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?

Ya know, I actually haven't... But I would like to!

5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be there’s? (theirs perhaps?)

Before we were swingers we had celebs we were allowed to fuck "should-we-get-the-chance" style... Mine was of course the above list. The Hubs loves Jessica Biel, so she was always approved!

6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?

This is way too broad of a question... I think non-sexually Jennifer Garner and I would be BFF. (Hopefully swinging BFF though, as I'd like to fuck her husband...)

Any of the above mentioned celebs would be good for dinner - and dessert would be me, of course!

Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?

Duh! I'd like to watch The Hubs go to town on the celeb, but for a million dollars I can catch the highlight reel!

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your blog, answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the tmituesdayblog so we’ll all know where to read your responses!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Sharing a married woman

I just got an email on AFF that at first glance looked promising - in that there were quite a few thoughts included. (Sad isn't it that just by being a long email I think it could be promising?!) But then I started to read it. Phrases started to pop out at me like "I'm looking for a partner" and "Someone to love me"...

Wait.... Love you??

Um, what part of I'm married makes you think that I'm going to be the one to love you. I get that The Hubs and I have an unconventional marriage but let me get this point straight - he's the only one I love.


This exchange made me think of a time a man said to me in an email that he couldn't wait to "share me with The Hubs". That along with a few other things was his demise. From that statement and others made The Dude was making it more about him allowing The Hubs to join vs. The Hubs sharing me with The Dude.

Not cool The Dude, not cool.

It may seem like semantics to you, but in the world of swinging and dealing with single men respect for your spouse is almost more important than anything else. If The Hubs is uncomfortable I'm not going to be having any fun because I'll be worrying about him. And if you're not having fun then what the fuck is the point?

So dudes, realize that her husband or boyfriend is sharing her with you for fun. No strings attached sex. You know, the stuff you all say you want. It really is true that there are women out there who consider love and sex to be completely separate. So just enjoy and don't fuck it up before you even get the pussy!

And Pro Tip:  No one is looking for love on a Swinger website, go to eHarmony or Match.com, not AFF. That's just stupidity.

The Wife

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

TMI Tuesday - Cum

TMI Tuesday
This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

Cum, are you a fan?
1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.

I love sex, but I don't consider myself an addict! There is never a dull moment when you have kid(s) and I work full-time so I'd say that pretty well takes care of it!

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?

I think this question means "lust" rather than love. At least I really hope it does and I'm taking it that way... I've only loved one man, and I married him and we fuck constantly so, not keeping that one "pristine"!

Now, in lust? Yes, but not really by my choice as I'm sure you could count The Friend as this kind of unrequited lust.

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you? Describe this experience in full detail.

This is a dumb question!! I guess I'd be fucking myself hard until I begged myself to stop :)

4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.

I'm a big fan! Love to be covered in my partner's load, and the more the merrier.

5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking?

It probably would if I stopped to think about it that way! I choose to think that God is like my dog, and gives us privacy by sitting outside my bedroom door while The Hubs makes me scream :)

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.

I got a whole lotta nothing for this one... Oh wait, The Hubs has started going commando quite frequently. I love it!


How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your blog, answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the tmituesdayblog so we’ll all know where to read your responses!

The Wife