TMI Tuesday - Celebrity fuck-a-thon

1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?

Last week I was told I looked like Elisabeth Shue! Granted, this was on twitter and from my avi... So maybe in real life I don't look like her but that's the only celebrity I've ever been told I look like!

2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?

See, what makes me have a celebrity "crush" isn't necessarily their "hot" factor. Example - my celebrity husband, Ben Affleck. Sure, he's not *the* hottest actor in town but he's always had a spot on my "crush" list. Ok... So hottest... Well I keep thinking of Ben & Matt Damon so now I'll just go ahead with them. And, um yea... I'd fuck both of them!

Hottest women... How long do you have?! I find so many of them pretty, so I'll go with a random The Hubs and I saw this weekend and both said "oh yea, she's hot" that would be Famke Jansen. Great body, slightly exotic and something about her makes me think she's a freak in bed. Now, I'm not bi-sexual, but I think I may have to try on her!


3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?

Ha! Well... My friends & I are different. My BFF used to have a typed-out "top 10" list of her fav celeb men. Which we used to update together at work! So none of mine are a secret! Here are a few:

Ben, Matt, Josh, Aaron, Alexander, Mark....

4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?

Ya know, I actually haven't... But I would like to!

5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be there’s? (theirs perhaps?)

Before we were swingers we had celebs we were allowed to fuck "should-we-get-the-chance" style... Mine was of course the above list. The Hubs loves Jessica Biel, so she was always approved!

6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?

This is way too broad of a question... I think non-sexually Jennifer Garner and I would be BFF. (Hopefully swinging BFF though, as I'd like to fuck her husband...)

Any of the above mentioned celebs would be good for dinner - and dessert would be me, of course!

Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?

Duh! I'd like to watch The Hubs go to town on the celeb, but for a million dollars I can catch the highlight reel!


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Sharing a married woman

I just got an email on AFF that at first glance looked promising - in that there were quite a few thoughts included. (Sad isn't it that just by being a long email I think it could be promising?!) But then I started to read it. Phrases started to pop out at me like "I'm looking for a partner" and "Someone to love me"...

Wait.... Love you??

Um, what part of I'm married makes you think that I'm going to be the one to love you. I get that The Hubs and I have an unconventional marriage but let me get this point straight - he's the only one I love.

Delete.

This exchange made me think of a time a man said to me in an email that he couldn't wait to "share me with The Hubs". That along with a few other things was his demise. From that statement and others made The Dude was making it more about him allowing The Hubs to join vs. The Hubs sharing me with The Dude.

Not cool The Dude, not cool.

It may seem like semantics to you, but in the world of swinging and dealing with single men respect for your spouse is almost more important than anything else. If The Hubs is uncomfortable I'm not going to be having any fun because I'll be worrying about him. And if you're not having fun then what the fuck is the point?

So dudes, realize that her husband or boyfriend is sharing her with you for fun. No strings attached sex. You know, the stuff you all say you want. It really is true that there are women out there who consider love and sex to be completely separate. So just enjoy and don't fuck it up before you even get the pussy!

And Pro Tip:  No one is looking for love on a Swinger website, go to eHarmony or Match.com, not AFF. That's just stupidity.

The Wife

TMI Tuesday - Cum

TMI Tuesday
This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

Cum, are you a fan?
1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.

I love sex, but I don't consider myself an addict! There is never a dull moment when you have kid(s) and I work full-time so I'd say that pretty well takes care of it!

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?

I think this question means "lust" rather than love. At least I really hope it does and I'm taking it that way... I've only loved one man, and I married him and we fuck constantly so, not keeping that one "pristine"!

Now, in lust? Yes, but not really by my choice as I'm sure you could count The Friend as this kind of unrequited lust.

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you? Describe this experience in full detail.

This is a dumb question!! I guess I'd be fucking myself hard until I begged myself to stop :)

4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.

I'm a big fan! Love to be covered in my partner's load, and the more the merrier.

5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking?

It probably would if I stopped to think about it that way! I choose to think that God is like my dog, and gives us privacy by sitting outside my bedroom door while The Hubs makes me scream :)

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.

I got a whole lotta nothing for this one... Oh wait, The Hubs has started going commando quite frequently. I love it!

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The Wife

Snippets

I have a little to say about a few things, so here are some snippets from The Wife.


Travel:

The Hubs and I were in Dallas, TX a few weeks ago. We went out for The Hubs business, so he was in meetings most of the time but overall it was fun. It was HOT and we spent a few hours at the pool frying ourselves. Apparently we didn't take our own sun-knowing Floridian advice and sat out in the hottest part of the day with zero sunscreen.

I know, it was brilliance. And the below picture was my reward for the stupidity.

Moving:

There are big possibilities on the horizon for The Hubs and I. It could mean a move to a new state. At first when I was told about it I almost threw up. I don't like change very well, and I've lived in the same city in Florida my entire life. My family is here and The Hubs family is close. I had fully implanted in my brain that we'd live here forever, and now this...oy.

After the initial freak out was over I've been able to come to a peace about the unknown. In the end all that really matters is that I'm with The Hubs and our family. It could mean Alaska and 24/7 darkness and we'll get through it. I know, cheesy right?? But it's the whole-hearted truth. There will be obstacles and adjustments but if it happens we'll figure it out.

Some days it seems like its a for-sure thing. Other days it doesn't seem like it's even in the maybe category, so who knows what/if/when there will be any real plans made. In the meantime I get to enjoy the fun side of a potential move - looking at all the gorgeous houses and day-dreaming of possibilities. And just think of the new swing opportunities in starting over in a new state!

Friends:

Sometimes I think about texting or emailing Friendly McFrienderton to see if he is still reading my twitter/blog. This is mostly driven by my curiosity of if he is still watching. But I would be full of shit if I didn't admit that I am also curious if he sees me differently now.

All of it is curiosity, as I don't really think he judges me (sure hope not, I've known him a long time!) but I think it's also partly due to my exhibitionist side. Let's face it, the whole private twitter account didn't last long because the exhibitionist in me wasn't satisfied by the closed-nature of it. Clearly I like an audience and I also love the two-natured side of my life. I enjoy being a sweet Mommy & Wife on the outside and a dirty-thinking slut on the inside. So, the fact that he knows me first as the goodie-two-shoes but has discovered the "bad" side of me is kind of a turn on.

In the end each time I have this random thought I decide to leave him alone. If he wanted to talk to me he knows where to find me. And what if I text him and he's with his girl? I can't imagine that going too well for him and I'm not really all that keen on being a destructive force in relationships! So, I guess I'll just let my curiosity stew on that one.

Then there is The Friend... We haven't talked much. Summer is a scattered time with family vacations etc, but I've also taken a step back.

Why?

Because The Hubs said something to me that made me think about the situation. It was shortly after the "I'd have already fucked you if I didn't think it'd mess up my friendship with Lorenzo" conversation. We were talking about The Friend is never going to man-up for playtime and how I found that highly annoying. (lol) We all agree that no one would want anything to ruin our friendship and The Hubs then asked me to back-off with the drunk texts. If you think about it (he reminded me) The Friend has not acted on any of the opportunities that he'd been given, and wasn't that really answer enough?

Man, I hate when he is the voice of reason! So I've backed off. Not drunk texting him and I'll behave next time we see him too. Boo - being good is no fun.

Other Swingers:

Naughty-Twitter has given me a glimpse into the private lives of swingers all over the world. And even though I am always standing on my soap box saying how there is no right and wrong sometimes I look at them and think, hmm that's fucked up!

To each his own!

The Wife

TMI Tuesday - Painful Pleasure

1. Which do you enjoy more in bed, pain or pleasure?

I like a mix. I'm definitely a wimp with pain but there are some things that The Hubs knows gets me hotter. The real stickler for me, only The Hubs can hurt me - any playmates need to be nice... Well, mostly nice ;)

2. Do you like being tickled during sex? Where?

Uh, no. Tickles are laugh inducing and orgasm is no laughing matter!


3. Have you ever used feathers during sex?

I think we have used some before but as you can see it didn't make a great impression!

4. Do you like to be blindfolded during sex? Why?

On occasion, but mostly we use the blindfold for foreplay - making me have no idea what's coming next.

5. Have you ever used cold or heat as part of your sex play? What provided the cold or heat?

Ice cubes have certainly been used by both The Hubs and myself. I found it distracting when done to me, but enjoyed using it on The Hubs. As for heat - On a few occasions (maybe 2-3) The Hubs has poured hot wax on my nipple... Very, very rare but overall it was a good experience.

6. Do you enjoy being spanked, giving spankings, or both?

I love to spank and squeeze The Hubs ass. It's something I just recently told him that I don't get to do enough! Lol

I get spanked a lot (I'm often naughty!) and love when The Hubs man-handles my ass. Don't know why, just makes me feel sexy.

7. Do you have a safeword? Have you ever used it?

Ha! Yes, we do. The first time we ever tried anything I pulled out the safeword way too fast having no idea how it would immediately shut The Hubs down. I expected him to stop what he was doing and we would talk about whatever I was stopping. Uh, no. He is the kind of guy that no means no. So to have the safeword used he shut off his sexual system. (it was actually quite impressive to see)

Now we have a safeword for when I'm reaching the breaking point and one for stop now.


Bonus: Tell us in 3-4 sentences the most painful or pleasurable sexual experience you have had.

You'll have to read my post for that kind of story...

http://confessionsofswingerswife.blogspot.com/2011/10/my-punishment.htm
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TMI Tuesday... What's the question?

We have provided the answer, now you provide the question. For example:

Answer (given): 28 marbles. Question (you the blogger create): How many did she fit in her vagina?

1. Answer: My butt. Now you write the question for each answer given.

Question: What is The Hubs favorite feature about me?

2. Answer: stiletto black leather pumps

Question: What accessory says "Let's Fuck" no matter how tame the outfit?

3. Answer: hard and stiff

Question: How I take cock

4. Answer: “By George I think he’s got it!”

Question: The thought when a new playmate finally finds his groove.

5. Answer: socks

Question: What is the least sexiest accessory. Ever.

6. Answer: hole in the wall

Question: What is a gateway to the unknown?


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TMI Tuesday

TMI Tuesday: July 3, 2012

1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening?

The Hubs and I travel with our friends often, and frequently share hotel rooms with The BFF and her husband. Although the usual "joke" (between The Hubs and me) is that each time we do will be "the time" we all finally hook up... Maybe someday but I highly doubt it!


2. Have you ever streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?

I spent a weekend in New Orleans (sharing a room with the above mentioned couple!) for my 30th birthday. Enough said.

Plus, we all know The Wife can't keep her boobs covered... Last Christmas at a dinner party (of 3 other BFF couples) I decided my right boob needed some air and decided to just let it hang out for a while. Ahhh, wine...

Pretty safe to say this is a yes. :)

3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?

Never done that! Wanna help change that? ;)

4. What is the most “romantic” you have ever gotten in a movie theater?

The Hubs and I have fooled around plenty in movies. No vaginal sex but I've given a few BJ's in my time!


5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching?

Not yet! Usually everyone joins in!

The Wife