Yes and No

Long time no blog... I think you'll understand why shortly. I contemplated talking about this at all but what the heck, in real life there are things that happen that impact your Swinger Lifestyle. This is definitely one of them...

A few weeks ago The Hubs posted the following on Twitter:

We both waited to see if anyone would take the bait... Only one couple was like umm... WTF?!?!

So the question is, am I? Is it?

Yes and No.

Yes, we're expanding our family. We'll welcome another (our last) kid in early February.
No, it is NOT The Friend's baby! We know this for sure even though we did conceive a few days after Round 2.

Does this mean our Swinging is over?

Yes and No.

This is a complicated answer - so try and stay with me. If we had a steady playmate I think both The Hubs and I would be OK continuing our playtime for a while based on how I was feeling etc. However, at the moment the closest thing we have to a steady is The Friend. And, well he doesn't know yet but when he finds out... I'll be back to a Manatee for sure. And who knows if I'll ever return to Mermaid status.

The irony of all ironies is that when you're pregnant sex is even more amazing. At least at the beginning. The Hubs says my pussy is extra ripply (totally made that word up) and in some positions his cock feels like I'm being fucked and using the Hitachi at the same time. WIN. So ironically this would be a great time to play, but that really doesn't seem to be in our cards so it will be a benefit for The Hubs and me to enjoy.

The No comes into play in that we know this is our final kid. I already have a sense of completion about this one. Something I was always wondering if I'd have or if I'd always long for another cute snuggely baby. So I do think that we'll get back to the fun times as time moves on. Plus, if you've ever been to Eyz Wide Shut you know that there certainly isn't an age limit to swinging. My goodness, sometimes me in my mid-thirties is practically infant status. That and after I lose the baby weight I'm getting the boob implants I've always wanted. So um, why not have fun with them??

Do I miss the drinking, the smoking, the excessive fucking?

Yes and No.

When we went to happy hour with our friends last week was it a semi-bummer to not get a nice cocktail, sure! But that is life, this season will pass and I'll have the rest of my life to be a drunk, high slut. I've come to realize that life really is just about seasons. Nothing lasts forever, so not drinking or smoking ganja is just a season of life and this too shall pass so I'm OK with that. Plus, it's a greater good thing, ya know? If it was "just because" then I may be resentful of The Hubs for being able to partake, but this is for a purpose.

So, for now I'm a pregnant slut. So there won't be many new stories coming out of the blog for a while, but I'm sure I have plenty of old material I can hash out. That is, if this post hasn't sent all of my readers running for the hills!

Until next time...

The Wife

Communication

If you get nothing else from my posts on this blog I hope that you understand how important communication between you and your spouse is.

I take pride in how well I think The Hubs and I communicate with each other. Verbally, non-verbally and everything in between we are usually right in sync with each other. But sometimes that means we get lazy. Well, I get lazy. I assume The Hubs will stay in sync. And sometimes it doesn't work out so well.

A few weeks ago we made plans to go to Eyz Wide Shut again. We found out a couple we had casually chatted with were also going. We decided it would be now or never to meet up. (Sometimes when you're both parents you take whatever meeting arrangements you can make work) We made sure everyone knew it was a no-pressure-to-play meeting even if we were in a sex club.

When we met it was good. They were easy to chat with and we hung out for a while. It was, however, very vanilla. They were attractive and there were signs that we were passing their tests too. The downfall? They were super popular! Either it was the biggest coincidence in the world or they go to the club a lot more than they let on because they seemed to know everyone! And eventually we ended up with a third couple hanging out with us.

It stayed vanilla but promising, after all we were in the bar. OK, maybe a little weird, at least in my head, trying to figure out if this was a "go" and if that meant it was now a 6-some? Lots of questions, but I had decided to go with the flow and see where it took me. I went to the rest room and when I returned I found The Hubs standing alone at our table. He explained that they'd gone for some sweets at the buffet. I sat back down not sure if that meant they were coming back or not. The Hubs looked at me and asked if I was ready to go next door. Taking that to mean he was ready I said "sure!" We went next door and never saw the other couples even as we left.

The next day as The Hubs and I were deconstructing the events of the night he asked me why I had been ready to bail on the others?

Huh? Me, I thought you were ready I explained... Yep, it was a total misread on both of our parts and we ended up leaving a potential play. Oops....

We've decided we need an actual code phrase from now on. Even the best communicators can fail and you might just miss out!

The Wife

The Newbies and Plan B

 

 

We began talking to The Newbies when they emailed us on SLS about a month ago. When I say Newbie, I mean the newest of new, the swinger-play virgin. They had never been in any kind of swinger situation. Ever.

 

Yikes.

 

We decided to not hold that against them, everyone has to have a first, right?  They had been burned in their quest for their firsts online and wanted to meet in person pretty quickly. We were heading out that weekend so we decided to meet up with just before Christmas on our second visit to Eyz. The time together was awkward. The Hubs and I quickly agreed that play was not a good idea that night. They came into the Hedo room with us for a while but eventually left and got a private room to play alone.

 

I honestly never thought we'd here from them again. I sort of got the impression that there was an uneven level of interest in getting into the lifestyle. She wanted in and he wasn't as sure. Two weeks later we got an instant message saying they'd love to have another shot at play and they'd really like to get together. This time The Newbie Hub wanted to text with me to break the ice so that when we got together it wouldn't be as awkward, hopefully anyway.

 

We started texting with less than one week to the planned meeting at Eyz. It was still awkward but at least it wasn't face-to-face and it was quite informative... Pretty soon I had a feeling we were headed for a train wreck.

 

They weren't on the same page (she was texting The Hubs too) about if they were allowed to do certain things. (hence this post) He made a few jokes about me needing swinging to fill a gap in my sex life. She stopped texting any time The Hubs would ask her a real question. When I asked how he thought he would feel watching his wife with another man he basically told me he thought he'd be distracted enough to handle it. (uh oh)  They claimed to be "highly sexual people" but didn't own any toys, watch porn or even sext.

 

Danger, Will Robinson, DANGER! (that's what I was hearing in my head)

 

On top of this he talked down about himself. And it made it sound like play wouldn't be a real possibility, or any fun if it did happen.  He said things like "I hope I can perform at all" and "I don't know what I'm doing with oral sex, but I'd be OK trying it on you"... So to sum up, we have a man who I have a neutral attraction to, who says he's probably not going to be able to get hard but if he does he has no idea what he's doing and he's going to be completely ignoring his wife and The Hubs in hopes of not realizing that they're doing anything.

 

Sounds like a great time, huh?

 

Despite the feeling that we were headed for disaster we moved forward with the plans. The Hubs kept saying he felt I was taking one for the team. I prefer to look at it as going with the flow and see what happened. But I was nervous, oh so nervous.

 

We got there first and got a table with and arranged the seats how each husband could get in close with the other wife. Still unsure of how he would react to anyone showing attention to his wife The Hubs and I decided that while in the club section of Eyz he would make sure he showed The Newbie Wife some physical affection and gauge the reaction from him. They arrived and the fun began.

 

They got drinks and we settled in for some greeting conversation. The Newbie Hub was rubbing my back but it didn't feel like a sexual rub, it was more like a comforting rub. I don't know how to describe it, it was just weird. The Hubs is so slick I didn't even see him slipping his hands onto The Newbie Wife, but he stroked her leg and whispered in her ear. The Newbie Hub was standing slightly behind me but when I talked to him he was somewhat snippy. I brushed it off as poor attempt at humor.

 

After about 15 minutes while The Hubs went to the bar for another round of our drinks The Newbies excused themselves to the buffet. When The Hubs came back we joked that they were totally around the corner having a talk about us! He filled me in on the look he had been getting from The Newbie Hub anytime he touched her. Apparently from behind me he was burning holes into The Hubs with his eyes at every touch.

 

Yikes.

 

Before long they were back at the table. He immediately came clean that he wasn't ready, it wasn't her at all and it was him 100%. The Hubs and I told them it was absolutely no problem. No hard feelings. We were both really impressed he had enough guts to admit it right away rather than wait until we were in a naked/awkward situation or worse, go through with it anyway! She looked resigned to the facts and said no less than 4 times that she was ready and it was him that was backing out. They stayed for drinks and people watching and then eventually went over to the play side and we stayed in the club. Just like that, it was over.

 

I hope that they went home and had an honest discussion about their wants and fantasies. If you ask me, they need to delete their SLS profile. He is not ready, he probably never will be and that is OK. As her husband he has the right to say No to the swing lifestyle. I just hope she doesn't continue to pressure him.

 

That left The Hubs and I on our own. Except - when you're sitting with another couple it sorta cramps your style. I mean you can't really drop them like a hot potato and be like OK, see ya we're going to find someone else. We ended up heading over to the play area on our own. We walked around the area that was closed for construction the last time we were there. Eventually we settled in the Hedo room. We played around for a little while but soon the heat in the room and the excessive alcohol I drank were taking it's toll. We decided to head for home before getting to into play.

 

We had just gotten rid of the babysitter about 1 am and I was looking forward to fucking The Hubs and passing out naked in bed. That's when my text message went off. A message from a former playmate, The Hardbody.(He gets this name because even his ass is solid as a rock. Now, he's dumb as a box of rocks - but physically he is very fit.) We have played once but have kept in touch. I laughed, what are the odds I thought. The Hubs (being the sober one) picked up my phone and started texting with him. Before I knew it The Hubs announced that The Hardbody was on his way so I needed to get up and brush my hair!

 

WHAT??!!

 

Yep, 30 minutes later I was greeting him at the door in my new black lace lingerie. Pleasantries exchanged and I got on my knees in front of The Hardbody's hard cock and started sucking, licking and playing. The Hubs snapped a few pics and got undressed to join in the spot next to him so I could go back and forth on them. Love that!

 

Soon I was laid on my back sucking The Hubs cock while The Hardbody licked my pussy. After a while The Hubs blasted all over my face as The Hardbody licked and fingered me. I got a towel for my face and The Hardbody put a condom on and slid into my tight pussy. The Hubs was getting ready again when he suggested we go for a little Double Penetration. (I'm no stranger to DP with toys, but finding a guy who is also interested in it is surprisingly difficult, so this was a first!) The Hardbody laid down and I got on top of him while The Hubs lubed up. After getting The Hardbody's cock into my pussy The Hubs got on the bed and slid into my ass. Holy Fuckballs. I was filled and loving it. We fucked like this until The Hubs blasted another load into my ass.

 

I flipped over and told The Hardbody it was time for him to split me open. He pushed my legs up and slid back into me. The Hubs had cleaned up and was still hard and now stroking himself as he watched me get pounded. The Hardbody asked where I wanted his load and I told him my chest, he pulled out and The Hubs slipped back in and started fucking me again. The Hardbody stepped around the side of me, ripped off the condom and blasted a hot load all over me. I blasted all over The Hubs and milked him dry as The Hardbody watched.

 

After that we cleaned up and said our goodbyes. After he left was one of my favorite post-playtime events... The Hubs "reclaiming" me as his. As in, another 45 minutes of straight-out pound the fuck out of me sex. So. Fucking. Hot. I came and came and came again. Eventually he ran out of steam (I've come to realize The Hubs is the exception and is the energizer bunny of sex!) and we both rolled over and passed out.

 

So, even though the night absolutely didn't go as planned it was one hell of a hot night! I however, woke up with quite the head and sex hangover...At least the latter is worth it.

 

The Wife

Seconds

Recently I made a list of my thoughts and first impressions of our visit to Eyz. But to be honest, the biggest surprise of them all if how much/often The Hubs and I both want to go back, and keep going back. I can't say that I really thought that much about it beforehand, but I suppose I wouldn't have said it would become a regular thing. Yet, as we pulled out of the driveway after our first time we were already talking about going back. Well, let me rephrase that... I was talking about going back and The Hubs was grinning in agreement at his little slut wife! So when we had a babysitter unexpectedly for a second Saturday night in a row we made plans to go back to Eyz again!

Hellooo...

Late in the week we started chatting with a new potential couple. The Newbies had never done any swinging at all yet had already been burned in the process. Because of this they didn't want to chat extensively until they were face to face. They wanted to meet on Saturday, but weren't sure about going to Eyz. The Hubs explained our experience and eventually they decided to go. We made it clear this was no more pressure just because we were in a sex-club, it was still just a meet & greet.

Saturday came and we headed over. I had my new slut shoes to try out after all! As we walked in the door across the bar a hand shot up into the air waving at us indicating they were The Newbies. We made our introductions and The Hubs made an alcohol run and we started getting to know them.

I give them both a LOT of credit for having the balls to come out to a club for a meet and greet but The Newbie Hub looked like he was about to puke at any moment from nerves. Poor guy, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me! We drank and talked and did what we could to pull them out of their shells. It was hard to talk to The Hubs about what our plan was, but we did find ourselves alone for a brief moment, this was our conversation:

The Hubs: "What do you think??"
The Wife: "They're not ready"
The Hubs: "HAHA I was thinking the SAME THING! So now what?"
The Wife: "Fuck if I know!"

 

They weren't ready for a few reasons but in the end it just boiled down to that they've never played before and they just weren't ready. The Hubs suggested (in my ear) that we go to a group room and that way we'd all just play together without playing with each other. Perfect.

We walked next door and decided to take a short walk around to see what everyone was showing us in the windows. To our surprise (read: disappointment) all of the curtains were closed! Bummer. Almost all of the rooms were occupied and no one was showing anything! We did get to see a little bit in the small bondage room. But there was a crowd so we headed for our destination, The Hedo room.

To get to The Hedo room you walk through Lovers' Lane, where there were a few hot couples in various positions doing various things. My favorite was Mrs. Claus (she was like naughty-librarian hot) blowing her husband. It was hot. Through the doors into the larger group room we went. The four of us found a corner with plenty of space. On one of the large circles beds were two couples already deep in to playtime. There were couples on the long beds along the back wall and more people were coming in behind us.

The Hubs came up behind me started kissing my neck as he pulled up my dress. I was already turned on by the group setting (Hello, another first!) and I knew he was too. Pretty soon he had thrown me down and was on his knees licking and sucking the cum out of me. I had my new slut shoes wrapped around his neck and would prop myself up to watch the hottness from time to time until I came on his face.

The Newbies played with each other next to us as the room filled up. The couches were now full of spectators and players. A few were watching us, and we were watching a few. I started sucking The Hubs cock as the foursome on the couch seemed to finish up, they were the largest group at play so they had been the main focus of a lot of couples. The Newbies decided to leave for a private room and it was about time for me to have some cock deep in me.

I took my dress off and got on my knees to I could look out and watch while The Hubs rammed me from behind. We had worked up quite the audience from what I could tell by the time I couldn't focus on them anymore ;) The Hot Blonde on the couch was enjoying the show, and I was enjoying that she was enjoying! I'm not quiet, but I tried my best not to be obnoxious because the room is shockingly quiet. Not awkward silence quiet, just there-should-be-more-noise-than-this-because-there-are-orgies-going-on-everywhere quiet. For our grand finale The Hubs blasted me full of his hot cum load.

We got ourselves together and watched the "shows" all the way out. As we exited a couple walked in with a rolling suitcase. No joke, I've taken smaller suitcases on weekend trips. I almost wanted to stay just to see what was going to come out of that!

The Wife

First Impressions

 

 

 

We had been trying to work up the balls to go to the swingers club for a while, so naturally we had built up ideas of what it might be like.  It has been fun discussing all of the first impressions The Hubs and I each had as we hit up Eyz for the first time.

 

Time: When we arrived it was fairly early by the club's standards. Little did we know that 9:30pm was "early". The crowd was decent, almost all of the tables in the main bar were occupied, but you could see the bar without a line and there was plenty of place to stand. By 10:30 it had picked up and the tables were all full, and there was barely anywhere to stand by the bar. We also apparently went over to the lodging side too early. It was about 11:15 when we left the bar and we were one of two couples at play. 

 

Space: I was initially surprised at how small the night-club bar area was. Until about two hours later when I realized there were two more rooms and bars attached if I walked around the corner. Then I was surprised at how huge it is! Not many couples in the other bars, made a mental note for when the bar out front had a long line.

 

Age: First of all I was surprised at the age range. There were very few people in their 30s, and even some in their 70's (No joke - this dude was 75 if a day) but the majority fell between 40 and 60. With an emphasis on the late 40-60... Ok, so the second age surprise was the crowd was older than I expected. When I say a few in their 30s I mean like maybe 6 total - including the two of us and The Travelers two. Not an ageist, I'm not saying I wasn't enjoying some of the people despite age. I'm just saying there were so few "younger" people there it was surprising. We wonder if Friday is a different crowd.

 

Buffet: Yep, there was a buffet. WHY???? I don't know, maybe it's just me but I just find that really odd. Eat dinner before hand people - then freshen up and come to the club.

 

Single Men: I knew that they have a whole different set of rules.  And I knew that they have to pay more just to walk in the door. But I didn't know that they have to be invited in to any room or they are stuck in the hallway. And that if the couple or single lady who invited them in leaves they have to leave too. I honestly didn't expect there to be very many. It seems like a big investment for a big potential of no tangible pay-off. The Hubs tells me that for a man, just watching maybe worth the cover charge. Maybe.

 

Friendliness: Don't get me wrong. The term "Meat-Market" explains it pretty well. Everyone looks you up and down, but overall I have been struck by how generally friendly everyone is. Sure some look creepy (there is one in every crowd, right?) and some aren't attractive/ted to you, but overall there wasn't anyone who was rude at all. Everyone is there for the same reason and no one makes you feel like shit for being there too.

 

Noise: More to come on this, but this last weekend on our second trip we played in The Hedo Room, which is a group room. I was amazed at how quiet it was in there while we were at play. I'm self-admittedly vocal during sex, but seriously it was really quiet in there especially for the amount of sex going on.

 

Cleanliness: I was afraid to ask this one, but luckily The Hubs had seen the signs that said each room was cleaned in between use. As in, some poor chick strips down the sheets and cleans up after every single fuck fest?? WOW. I really hope she gets paid well. But, I can't say I wasn't really glad to hear that. Especially after seeing some fountain squirters in my days (not a bad thing) just saying it wouldn't be sexy to play in there afterward without a clean up in between. I saw her this weekend on our way out and I almost hugged her for taking on such a job.

 

Attire: The range of dress code interpretation was from the extreme of almost entirely naked to jeans, loafers, mock turtle neck and knit sweater. Again, no joke. I opted for the little black dress look with slut shoes. The Hubs wore jeans and a button down long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up. There were men in suits. Women in lingerie. Women in sky-high heels and some in flip-flops. There was no right or wrong, again everyone just let everyone be who they were.

 

I'm sure there is more but these are a few for now. Coming up next in this series: Our second visit and play time in the Hedo room...

 

The Wife

Losing our Swingers-Club Virginity

I recently mentioned that The Hubs and I are getting back into the "swing" of things and this past weekend was shaping up to be an epic time meeting potential playmates. By Wednesday we appeared to be overbooked on Saturday and were starting to discuss who to push off. And then just as quickly as it came together they started going south.

One couple turned out to be a fake. Love that.
One couple got an unexpected visitor from the wife's cycle.
The last couple had posted on SLS that they wanted to go out finally indicated they just wanted to go bar hopping. Cool most of the time, but we were looking for some naughty fun.

Then The Hubs got into a conversation with someone on SLS about the Swingers Club Eyz Wide Shut. It gave him an idea and we started talking about the possibility of going. We were both Swingers-Club virgins and to tell you the truth 100% terrified of the unknown of it all.

What if someone I'm not attracted to wants to play? How do you politely say no? What if the place is jam-packed with old people?? What if I walk in and everyone thinks, "what is she doing here?" What if we see someone we know? What if, what if, what if what if.... We had a million of them. We'd thought about going one time before and ended up wimping out and we drove away. We had every reason not to go. We had a paid-babysitter (meaning the clock was cha-chinging with every hour instead of a free and overnight with a family member) it was a new sitter and cell phones aren't allowed. We could think of no practical reason to allow ourselves to go. But still... as we debated leaving dinner the seed had been planted and we both really wanted to go. Sure, it was scary but it was good scary and it was going to be fucking hot.

 

  

When you've been with the same partner for a while you start to run out of "firsts". And for the most part that is a great thing, but here after 16 years together we were having a first. I can't tell you how glad I was that I was there with him. I kept telling myself going into it that at least I wasn't a single girl, I knew I was going to fuck The Hubs anyone else would be gravy. Plus, he doesn't show his nerves - so he can walk through a room looking like he's uber confident while I trail behind him!

We got there and paid our fee. You have two options, you can buy admission to just the bar area or full-access to the bar and the lodging. (Lodging is where all the play happens)

We opted for full-access because, well... we weren't pussing out now! We made our way in and got our drinks and a seat. We started recognizing people from both SLS and AFF. We spent a while people-watching from the bar downstairs. Eventually we moved upstairs to a perch over the dance floor. When we got up there we found a couple we had emailed with briefly. They were only in town for the night from out of state and had asked about entertainment recommendations on a chat board. They made it clear on their profile they weren't into one-night stands so they weren't looking to play and had only paid for access to the bar. They were easy to talk to because we had no pressure. We were just hanging out.

The four of us decided to take a tour of the lodging side. For The Travelers it was their peak into the other side and for The Hubs and I it was a preview of what we were in for later. We walked next door and checked our cell phones in at the front desk. The Hubs led the way and Junior met us in a dark hallway. It was very quiet, and he took us around to show us the rooms and went over some of the rules for couples and single men. (PS - they're very different, more on that later) We walked through the group room called "Lover's Lane" there had to be 10 couches, 2 double beds, 3-4 sex-chair/loungers and plenty of floor space. Through LL was the Hedo room where we walked in as the only couple at play (it was still kind of early for that) was going at it. I couldn't see much of her except her legs were up in a trapeze looking contraption. She was getting fisted and squirting like a fountain. It was quite a welcome!

The tour ended and we went back to the bar. The crowd had picked up some in the time we were gone and our perfect watch-over-everyone spot was gone. We drank a little more and talked. And people-watched.

Eventually The Travelers said it was time for them to head back to their hotel and we were ready to play.

We went next door and re-checked in our phones and went in to explore. We were intending to head to Lovers Lane when the people walking out past us warned LL was "some really weird old people" so we diverted to a private room.

We left the curtain to the hallway open part-way so that if anyone wanted to watch they were welcome to. I was already turned on by the whole night and the excitement of being in the moment made for a soaking wet pussy when The Hubs went in tongue first. He was loving how wet and creamy I was for him already. When he went to town on me I lost it and came on his face. I sucked his cock from the end of the bed until he needed to be inside of me. On and off I had seen a guy in the window watching. At one point the door knob was tested (an club-etiquette faux pas) but I was getting a hard cock slammed into me so I didn't care!

After The Hubs filled me with his cum we started putting ourselves back together (we had a babysitter to come home to after all) and looked around and realized there weren't any towels in there. In both of the group rooms there had been stacks in cabinets in several places. Oh well, oozing the cum out it would be!

In a word, the night was perfect. There wasn't anything to make the experience negative, no pressure and a lot of fun. So many impressions, more questions, thoughts etc. So many blog posts to come on this subject.

What's really funny is we're already planning our next trip back, as in this weekend.

Uh oh, seems we've got a new hobby...

More to come!

The Wife