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The Wife

Question & Answer

Question:

What's happening with Friendly McFrienderton now that he knows about you? Will there be a hook up?

Answer:

This is a complicated answer... Really, it's a complicated question. You have to break it down.

First, would he?

Let's start with it is highly possible that he would have no interest in a play date. Just because you find out someone fucks other people doesn't always mean that will turn you on. Also he has a special someone and since he is not a swinger the odds of him having permission to bang a married chick is kinda slim!

Which brings us to the second part of the question... Would I?

Short answer: Yes and no.

Yes in that if nothing else was a factor. But life is complicated and when you care about someone as a friend you don't actively try and hurt them. And wouldn't that be what I was doing?

So he'll be added to my yes but no list with The BFF's Hubs.

Sigh...

The Wife

Exit Strategy

The initial conversation with potential playmates is filled with unknowns

Will they be awesome or will this fizzle? 

Will they become our newest go-to playmate?

Or will they be better suited for a one night stand? 

Most of the time you go into the conversations blindly, since people on swinger websites like AFF and SLS have their faces blurred or cropped out to protect their identity. The Hubs and I are no exception. We have no face pictures on our profiles that aren't edited beyond recognition. So the conversations almost always start out the same...Introductions, small talk, picture exchange etc.

If there is potential the conversations go from there, but the real problem lies when you realize it is a dead end. Sometimes it's when you open the first picture (we've all been on both sides of that one) other times it's after talking a long time you just realize there is no connection/attraction. We chat with potentials online for a while before meeting in person for a drink. The main reason we do that is because of that awful awkward uh oh moment when you realize you really don't like these people. Well, that's a whole lot easier online than in person. I feel bad, but at the same time don't want to take one for the team to avoid hurting any one's feelings. So when you're online, talking to a perfect stranger and you realize this is a waste of your time what do you do?

You could be honest. Generally speaking I'd say honesty is the best policy. Of course, I'm talking about nice honesty, but really is there any nice way of saying you're not attracted to them? No matter how gently it's put it will always be a sting to the recipient. The most memorable honest route was with a couple we chatted with. They were both very nice and not bad looking, but for me there just wasn't any sexual attraction. I decided to be honest and very nicely told him that I didn't think this was going to work out. He didn't take it so nicely.

He wasn't outwardly pissy, but it was pretty obvious. Imagine a 12 year old having a didn't-get-my-way temper tantrum. Messages on the instant messenger directed at me and finally I decided to just block him out of my profile. There is no need for that in my life. Swinging is for fun, I have enough drama in real life thank you very much.

The other option is to ditch. Let's be real here - it's anonymous up until a certain point, and you control that point. So if you get a picture of a playmate and you know you're not going to bang them you can always ditch. But, isn't that really immature and kinda asshole-ish? But then I think of The Reject Brat and his tempter tantrum when I gave him the respect of an honest and kind answer. It's rather tempting to just log offline and change your stealth settings to make them think you're just gone forever. *POOF* gone.

Basically, you're fucked either way. Sorry kids, it's the truth.

So what do you think? Honesty or Ditch?

The Wife

I wonder

Some random wonderings from The Wife...

I wonder why people get so offended on Twitter. If you say you're a swinger, don't get offended if someone says they want to fuck your wife. I mean, seriously? Go to vanilla twitterville if you can't handle it.

I wonder if Friendly McFrienderton has been staying updated on my naughtiness. He decided that night that he would not officially follow me (so that my name wouldn't be on his follower list, remember - he's not a swinger!) we all know the exhibitionist in me certainly doesn't care if he watches! So I didn't expect to suddenly hear commentary from him, and as a whole I appreciate that, but I catch myself wondering if he is still lurking out there.

I wonder why people bad mouth their spouses on Twitter - when the spouse follows them. I mean, first of all I think it's rude. But on top of that, hellooooo - THEY CAN SEE IT. Isn't that just asking for an argument? I continue to be amazed by people. We all need to let out a bitch or two, but at least subtweet it!

I wonder why people announce that they're leaving Twitter. If you have an anonymous account and feel the real need to leave then I say ya just go on ahead and go. A public twittercide is almost never sincere which means it's just annoying. A tweep the other day said people should be banned from Twitter if they have more than 2 failed Twittercides. I second that whole heartedly!

I wonder what I should post about next... Do you have any questions for me?

Taking credit

Last week I got a got a gift from my wish list. (Apparently they really do work) But since it come to me anonymously from Amazon I didn't know who it was from. Since my wish list is only on my Twitter profile I sent out the all call to see who had sent me the new toy.

A few hours later a man replied that he had sent it. I thanked him and started following him. We chatted a bit and I told him I would be playing with it later and would take pictures to post. We didn't get in depth but he did ask several times about when I was going to use the toy (had to wait until all small people are in bed, if ya know what I mean?)

As I went to start playing I noticed a name on the Amazon sticker. A name that didn't match the ethnicity of the man claiming credit. But, still no one else had said anything so I had nothing else to go on other than a gut feeling that it wasn't from him. The Hubs and I played with the toy and he fucked the hell outta me and it was HOT. I took a few pics of it and then posted them on Twitter as my thanks.

It wasn't until the next day that a new tweep came forward asking if I had gotten the toy. This man matched the description, time zone and was definitely the actual purchaser. I reached out to the first guy and asked him. After a long delay he finally fessed up.

While I think he's harmless I can't help but wonder what's the end game? He tried to pull the same thing with a friend of mine so it's probably not the only time he's done this. Ballsy, though - I mean as I said to him, you had to know the person who actually did send it would eventually say something and you'd be busted. Plus, I posted the pictures publicly so he would have gotten to see them even without the whole story!

Oh well, a few days later my new friend (the real one) sent me one more thing...



The Wife

Well, actually...

If you must know, getting busted wasn't our first time getting caught.

About a year ago we were on a web cam kick. Almost nightly I was putting on a show on AFF. Most of the time I was blowing The Hubs. Always with the cam set up just out of view of my entire face as to keep my privacy. On occasion it would be The Hubs doing something to me, and that is how I was found by The Crush.

High school, that is.

But I'm jumping ahead... So here I am one night on cam, taking a dildo to myself while The Hubs reads the incoming comments and instant messages. If there were any good ones he would tell me about them and get me even more turned on. I sit laying back enough so my face is off of the cam but I can still see any profiles or messages that come up. A message popped up from a single man with a pretty lame opening line "need any help over there" but by accident The Hubs clicked open instead of ignore. Up pops his profile, open up his pictures I told The Hubs.

When he clicked on the pictures I thought, hmm - he looks familiar... So I asked The Hubs to blow the picture up so I could see it. As he did I realized who I was looking at and sat straight up (exposing my face on cam but only for a second) since we didn't have the mic on I just started laughing hysterically. I knew the picture from Facebook, it was a guy I went to High School with and was still friends with him via Facebook. Holy fuck...

The Hubs thought I was uncomfortable and shut the laptop. I just kept saying ohmygod, ohmygod and laughing, literally laughing out loud. I told The Hubs to open back up the computer and start the show back up, if he was out there enough to have face pictures unblurred on AFF then he didn't mind being found. So I started back up, and he commented in again. So The Hubs started to mess with him, told him he looked familiar. We ended up telling him who it was by sending him the unblurred version of the AFF profile pic. He sheepishly said ohmygod about 80 times himself and then said, well you already know me so then you have to let me come over!

Not so fast...

But, after a little bit of vetting to make sure he could keep his mouth shut we all went out for dinner, drinks and some under the table playing with a cock in each of my hands. After that we headed to our house for some sucking, fucking and smoking. It was the most relaxed MFM we have ever had, we literally hung out (naked!) on the couch after fucking just talking about how we all got into the lifestyle etc. And of course, how strange it was to be sitting next to someone from high school naked. But for once it was not awkward, there was good conversation and it was just very comfortable for lack of a better word.

Schedules and single male lameness kept us from playing again, and he has since moved in with a vanilla girlfriend, so the playtime is over for us.  We are,of course we still friends, and now I really do know what it's like to fuck The Crush from high school.

;)

The Wife

Busted

Sometimes when you tempt fate nothing happens, and sometimes fate laughs at you. When I started the blog and twitter account I had zero intention of ever showing any part of my face on either account. But as with most rules they got broken. And when you break a rule and nothing happens it gets easier and easier to tempt fate. My profile picture went from a computer image to my face covered by a wig, and eventually a real life picture of me cut down to just my smile. Well, remember when I said this in my Random Confessions post

     I am convinced that at some point someone I know will come across either my twitter account or the blog. Whether or not they know it's me and or tell me they found me is yet to be determined. But someday... It's gonna happen

I can now say, I was right. This has happened.

The Hubs and I were watching tv last night when my phone went off. I reached over and saw a text from Frendly McFrienderton. I said, wow - I haven't gotten a text from Friendly McFrienderton in years I wonder what that's all about.

The text said "What's up, you and [The Hubs] crack me up."

We thought - huh? Ok, well ironically we did meet a new girlfriend of a friend of ours who knows him. But just as I got that thought out The Hubs said - "well actually if it would be anyone, it would be Friendly McFrienderton to find our AFF profile. And he would totally know it was you even though our faces are blurred out"

Surely not, I thought...

And then I got an email. From Twitter. I had a new follower Friendly McFrienderton was now following SwingerWifeinFL.

Uh oh.

I tried to deny, I went with the "WTF are you talking about"... but I was yet again proven wrong! Remember recently in my Smile!  post I said:

Hmm... it makes me wonder. Do we really pay attention to smiles that much that we would know people without any other feature?

His response - "I've known you since 7th grade, I know your smile even if your eyes are cut off"

Well, fuck...officially busted.

First reaction - nausea.

See, here's the thing - I know what you're all thinking - he found me because he too is a swinger. Wrong. He found me because the email address I was using for my Twitter account was an email address he had for me in his phone. It was an old account that I didn't use anymore so I used it for Twitter, but when he used his app it populated my account as "someone he may know" and then of course he saw the smile and recognized me. Here's the bigger problem with that one kids - some of my Aunts and Uncles still have that address. I'm not even gonna go there.

So I've closed the loop hole of the email address, changed my profile picture and made my twitter account private just because I'm kinda freaking out a bit!

Reaction I've settled on - Thankful.

Getting busted could have been bad. Really, really bad. Instead it's a guy I've known since 7th grade. He worked with The Hubs for many years, he was even in our wedding. I trust him. (plus he knows I've known him so long I could surely come up with damaging information) I trust him not to judge us, and most importantly not to talk! And I'm thankful that he pointed out the loophole to me. He could have easily not said anything and just watched from afar, leaving me not knowing about the potential for my people like my parents to stumble onto me.  

But seriously, I get it - I won't tempt fate anymore! Well... at least not for now...

The Wife