I wonder

Some random wonderings from The Wife...

I wonder why people get so offended on Twitter. If you say you're a swinger, don't get offended if someone says they want to fuck your wife. I mean, seriously? Go to vanilla twitterville if you can't handle it.

I wonder if Friendly McFrienderton has been staying updated on my naughtiness. He decided that night that he would not officially follow me (so that my name wouldn't be on his follower list, remember - he's not a swinger!) we all know the exhibitionist in me certainly doesn't care if he watches! So I didn't expect to suddenly hear commentary from him, and as a whole I appreciate that, but I catch myself wondering if he is still lurking out there.

I wonder why people bad mouth their spouses on Twitter - when the spouse follows them. I mean, first of all I think it's rude. But on top of that, hellooooo - THEY CAN SEE IT. Isn't that just asking for an argument? I continue to be amazed by people. We all need to let out a bitch or two, but at least subtweet it!

I wonder why people announce that they're leaving Twitter. If you have an anonymous account and feel the real need to leave then I say ya just go on ahead and go. A public twittercide is almost never sincere which means it's just annoying. A tweep the other day said people should be banned from Twitter if they have more than 2 failed Twittercides. I second that whole heartedly!

I wonder what I should post about next... Do you have any questions for me?