TMI Tuesday - Come to bed

I've never participated in TMI Tuesday, but I thought, why not? So here goes:

1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

d. Push the three twins together and fuck sideways so they don't separate and you end up falling through the cracks.

Oh who am I kidding, it's a... You just start fucking and see where we land!

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?

Our fucksaw... No one can ever believe that one! It's there because it's a damn good time!!!

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

I live in FL - where it is perpetually 900 degrees - cotton please!

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

I absolutely cannot sleep with them tucked in! I am a stomach sleeper and my sheets and covers do an on and off dance all night long - mostly just on my feet.

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?
a. 8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c. 12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer.

We watch tv from our bed at night, so we are "in bed" usually around 8:30 but then we watch tv, fuck, talk, sometimes smoke, fuck, watch tv, fuck etc... Usually going to sleep by 10:30/11.

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

I would love for our closet doors to be shut all of the time, but they just aren't! They are louvered doors so they end up being open most of the time. The door gets closed but not tight. It's closed because The Hubs is a vampire and likes to sleep in pitch blackness. But can't be latched because our child loves to come running into our room in the morning.

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

Our current bed is broken from us!! Not only does it squeak like at any second the last bit will go but there are several posts on the headboard that are not longer connected at the bottom! Oops ;)

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?

A clean one w/ a gorgeous man in it!

8. What do you sleep in?

a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt
e. Nothing

Most of the time it's nothing, however when it's "cold" here I will put on a t-shirt to cover my shoulders (can't sleep w/cold air on my shoulders, why? Who knows!)

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your blog, answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the tmituesdayblog so we’ll all know where to read your responses!