Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Pop goes the Tinder cherry

Well, sort of...

If you've read my last few posts you may recall that we decided to join Tinder to find some new playmates.

It has been interesting to say the least. So far we have seen:

2 childhood friends (one is single one is not!)
1 friend's ex fiance
1 BFFs Hubs
1 Twitter friend
Countless weirdos and so many matches who never respond. (WTF dudes?)

This weekend we finally worked it out to host a new playmate from a match on the app.

In our conversations The Tinder Guy said he had been in a threesome before with a married couple so he understood the lay of the land.

Great! That always makes it easier.

He arrived and looked nervous but fuck, so was I! We went upstairs and he dove in kissing me and fumbling around.

He had given a lot of talk about his oral giving skills so he set to work. I will say that every guy thinks they are the best. Most are overselling it. This guy.... no different. It was forceful and so strange. I honestly do not know how he achieved the feeling he did. It was certainly like no other, just not in a good way.

Needless to say I was ready to get him in another position. When he ended his suck fest to tell me "wow, you're really hard to get off!" I noticed one thing that was not a good sign.

He was not even remotely hard.

Uh. Oh.

Well, only one thing to do... I set to sucking and licking to try and earn my way to a nice hard cock. Except there was no sign of life. Try and try as I may there was no spark and it started to look more and more like it wouldn't happen.

We both reiterated it was not a big deal and I kept trying. We tried different positions, The Hubs participation varied,  anything to try and salvage the night.

Eventually we came to the realization that it wasn't happening and we wrapped up the night.

He apologized profusely. Requested a redo multiple times and then it was over.

So, I guess you could say the Tinder cherry was popped... except we didn't fuck so does it really count?

Also, my pussy is still sore from those oral "skills"...

The Wife



Monday, July 29, 2019

Hypocrite

Have you seen my latest post? The one where I talk about how torn up I was/am about finding my friend (in a monogamous marriage) on Tinder? Anyone else find me to be a complete fucking hypocrite?

I sat this weekend at a dinner table full of my friends balancing the friend who I have just found out is being cheated on by her husband on one side and on the other side was the girlfriend of The Friend. As in the friend who I have fucked a few times - while they were together.

Basically, I realized I am a complete asshole.

I keep trying to figure out why I am so much more bothered by The BFFs Hubs betrayal but with The Friend I was able to justify my part.  Am I really that awful?

Yes I am much closer to one woman than the other but I think what I have decided is the The main difference (with the exception of the fact that one friend has given me orgasms while the other friend has not) is that The Friend has cheated before me and since me. Sadly it wasn't really a shock when it was confirmed he cheated before. We all sort of guessed it anyway.

The BFFs Hubs however, has been a consistent cock block and openly judges others for stepping outside of their marriage. None of our group (except The Friend of course) knows about us yet one night when The Friend had the house to himself The BFFs Hubs blocked another round between me and TF. We pretty much knew what he was doing but kept trying to wait him out. In the end we let him succeed and we left. Immediately after our departure he turned to The Friend and said "You're welcome!"... confirming he was protecting his buddy from being tempted to cheat on his girl.

And now he is on Tinder. Oh how far the mighty have fallen...

I guess I am a hypocrite but I am clearly in good company.

The Wife


Thursday, July 25, 2019

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Nothing like a scandal to bring me back to writing. Well kids I don't know if anyone is reading this anymore but here goes.

A few days ago I found a friend on Tinder. As in a married and (as far as I know) not in an open relationship type of friend. Days later to say it still consumes my thoughts for the majority of the day would be a gross understatement.

Let me start from the beginning... the naughty life with The Hubs has been great but also highly monogamous for a while. For whatever reason we have hit a streak of guys who flake, women who are fake and a whole bunch of not even looking anymore. After a recent no show we decided it was time to try Tinder.

This brings me to this past weekend. There I am swiping through the guys when suddenly my brain registered a face that I knew. A face I knew very well.

I froze.

It felt like someone punched me in the heart. I think if you could measure my heart rate during this you would surely see that my heart stopped. I swear it is true, the absolute shock to see this particular face smiling back at me was a full on assault to my mental capacity to comprehend.

When I was finally able to breath I said to The Hubs "OMG.... I just found The BFFs Hubs on Tinder".

He walked around the corner and the look on his face told me he was also shocked. He walked over to me and looked at my phone as if he had to prove it to himself.

I did what every wife would do and looked him straight in the face and asked

"ok no bullshit did you know about this?"

"Not at all" he replied and I knew he was being honest.

I felt like I was going to throw up.

This is one of our very best friends. Who is married to one of our other very best friends. To my knowledge there is no agreement for an open relationship yet here we were and how the actual fuck do I process this information?

It has been a wide range of emotions since.

Shock: this is the one guy who you would be sure would never cheat. The Hubs says no one is 100% perfect all the time but this one rocked my sense of trust. Hell days later and I am still shocked.

Amusement: I couldn't help but laugh at when in March I found him on snapchat and wondered why. Twitter people and The Hubs said I was being crazy there were tons of explanations. Well who is crazy now??!

Understanding: they do not have a good or even bad sex life it is a horrible sex life. I know this from conversations with both of them over many, many years. They have many factors into it but sexually they just are not compatible. So I do understand that everyone has needs and everyone has a breaking point.

Anger: fuck yea I am mad at him. He is lying and cheating on someone I love. And it makes me so mad that he could/would do this to their family.

Fear: our lives are highly intertwined. A secret of this magnitude will have widespread ripples of consequences. Many of my secrets, The Friend's secrets and who knows what else could come out. Sometimes it just takes one needle on the bottom of the  stack to be pulled and you end up with a disaster.

Curiosity: how much does he do this? What kind of women does he like? Did he see my profile and did he recognize me? Did he swipe right or left? What about that amazingly huge cock you have always heard about? What would he be like in bed? All of these and more have been swirling in my head.

Guilt: hello, I am wondering about what the cock is like on my BFF's husband.

And then repeat. All of it. All day long.

And the one big question is; what do I do with this information?

I am not going to go into the many reasons both pro and con of sharing it with her and or him. I pondered what would I want her to do. What would I do if it was her cheating on him. And what I would want him to do if he recognized me. And in the end  I have decided I am going to do exactly what he would do/is doing with it: absolutely nothing.

I am not going to be the one to blow up multiple lives. I am going to stay out of it and mind my own business. I am not going to tell her and I am also not going to tell him that I know.

That is my plan.

Now I just have to learn to live with it.

The Wife






Monday, March 28, 2016

Something to talk about...

For the first time in a while I am actually a little behind in keeping you guys up on our naughty adventures. And I do mean plural, there have been a few adventures since we last spoke.

I'll start in chronological order. Starting first with The New Guy.

We'd been trying for a while to get me back in the saddle again. The Hubs was really wanting us to play with another guy and had been trying all of the sites to try and find a quality guy. One thing after another the flakes and fakes came out of the woodwork. I sort of felt like we were newbies all over again with the amount of weirdo guys we dealt with. My personal favorite was a fake that I caught flat out from Twitter. I'll save that one for another day.

So here we were striking out in every way looking for a guy. The Hubs was finding time to play with The Girlfriend about once a month and was starting to get really annoyed at our lack of guy playmates for me. I'd like to note it bothered him way more than it bothered me for two reasons; 1. I realize that at some points there are ebbs and flows for each of us. Trust me, there are times that a single lady is no where in sight and you can't get rid of the single guys. So if this was just a "flow" for The Hubs then why not enjoy it and not focus on being "even". And 2. The amount of trouble it was to find a guy I was getting just over it all. We even tried out the local glory hole and adult theater thinking it would be better to just find and fuck someone rather than go through the whole annoying "getting to know you" process, but no luck there either. The whole thing was just too much effort for me to have fun with it, so in a nutshell I didn't want to bother.

But The Hubs, he persisted. You see, He and I are different in our swinging in that he craves seeing me getting used and fucked by another cock. I don't crave him with other women, but I do enjoy watching him in action. I know, it is hard to explain, but it basically means he wasn't stopping his search until I was getting fucked.

Finally I started talking to this guy from AFF. He seemed very laid back and pretty normal. H was willing to meet for a drink and host a playdate if we needed. Finally. We had found a "normal" one.

We met for a drink at a bar where we all three talked pretty comfortably. He was cute and friendly. Honestly he looked a lot like The Hubs. He said he had some swinging experience and all of his answers were the right ones. He had been with couples, didn't mind being around other cock but wasn't interested in playing with him etc., It was all going so well it was a no brainer to continue the evening at his place for some fun. We followed him back and I excused myself to freshen up. When I came out The Hubs went to the restroom which is his way of leaving The New Guy and I alone to get things started.

There was an oversized chair that looked like it would be a good place to play so I went to sit down there. I turned around and there he was on me. He gently led me down to the chair as he kissed me and ran his hands up my dress. He found I had no panties on and I was already very wet.

We kissed and I undressed him a bit as I saw The Hubs join us and sit across where he would get the best view. He was stealthily taking video and pictures as The New Guy started to lick and tease my pussy. He fingered me while he licked my pussy for a while and I sucked on his cock to get him hard. He moaned as I licked up his shaft and he got ready pretty quickly. We moved to the bedroom and I got on my knees to suck both cocks back and forth. They were both so hard they were straining down my throat.

I told The Hubs to get on the bed so I could suck him and TNG got a condom on we were ready to start the fucking. I know this is one of The Hubs favorite moments; watching my face as a new cock slides in for the first time. I gave him a wink and shoved his cock deep in my throat as The New Guy's thick cock thrust into my pussy.

It was all going well... until I realized he had lost his erection.

Ok, it happens. So he pulled off the condom and wiped up a bit and I put both boys up at the top of the bed. I sucked and played and sucked and played with my two play toys. Soon he was ready to go again, so he got another condom on. Slide it into me and started hitting it hard.

And then lost it again.

Ok, I thought. I needed to suck him some more. So I put him at the top of the bed and started sucking his cock as The Hubs started playing with me from behind. Soon he started fucking me as TNG moaned at every lick of my tongue. He was really, really enjoying my blow job and looked like he was trying hard not to cum. Finally he said he was ready to fuck again. Third time is the charm! Right?

The Hubs switched places coming back to the front of me so I could suck him while I was getting fucked. Not so long into it and I knew it wasn't going well again. I gave The Hubs a look to let him know. (we've been together so long we can speak volumes with a glance, I swear it) When The New Guy pulled out The Hubs flipped me over and finished his fuck.

We all rolled over and chilled out on the bed. I played along with The Hubs who acted as if he was spent. I was too, I said. TNG said he had fun and really wanted to try again soon. We agreed, cleaned up and made our way to the door to say our goodbyes.

When The Hubs and I got home we fucked again and he made me release the cum I had built up all night.

I know all of you are wondering and now I'll fill you in. Will I play with this guy again? Absolutely. Yes, there were issues. It was not perfect but you know what? It wasn't awkward either. Male issues are a normal part of fucking multiple men. Shit happens. And I am being honest when I say it is more about HOW you handle it than anything else. If you pout and leave the room like on this night then I have no desire to ever try again. I know not every woman would share this thought process but it is truly mine.

So next time, I'm looking forward next time when we can work through the nerves and have some more fun.

The Wife





Friday, January 15, 2016

The Wife, The Girlfriend and The Threesome

As I wrote 99% of my last blog post we were days away from The Hubs having another date with The Girlfriend. The plan was for me to stay home on Mom duty and they go out and then hit up a hotel or Eyz after dinner to play. Out of the blue The Hubs said, "ya know, it would be great if you could join us"... a few texts later and I was barging my way into their date :)

To my surprise she didn't sound even mildly psyched about this idea when he told her I was joining along. Now, to back up here is some background on her...She's a swinging newbie. She did some light swinging way, way in her past but this is not the norm for her. So her reaction was more of a "girlfriend" than a "swinger".

She wanted to be sure we both knew that she and I would have to hit it off for her to want to play with me. (she knew I am straight but she considers herself bi) So it was almost not a guarantee it would be a threesome at all. I decided that if it wasn't working out for all of us I would just let them be alone upstairs  Maybe it was because she was nervous to me "his wife" or maybe she just wanted to have cock to herself and thought she'd be left out. I really don't know, but nonetheless we moved forward.

The night came and I'm sure her nerves were swirling just as mine were. The plan was for us to pick her up so that she could have some drinks and relax and enjoy the night too. During the day leading up to it The Hubs said he would like for me to move to the back seat when she got in the car because he knew she would be nervous and he wanted to calm her down. So when we got there I hopped in the back and she came out and we were on our way. He had been right, she was very, very nervous and it was... awkwardly quiet. I blame it on the sort of a strange dynamic. I have a relationship with The Hubs (obvs) and she had a relationship with The Hubs but having never met he was our only connection. And let's be honest, we know how women are with other women. Plus I was concerned about her feeling OK because of her hesitation so it made me conscious of every move I made.

We needed alcohol, STAT.

We got to drinking and talking and we both loosened up a bit. She was very nice and we chatted and drank for a while. Eventually it was time to play. We drove home and I took a page from The Hubs playbook and offered to get drinks for everyone while they went to the bedroom to get the party started. As in, give them some alone time to get started. He does this often in our MFMs and I thought it would make it more comfortable for her if they got started just the two of them.

They got started as I slowly made drinks and tried to waste some time downstairs without making it seem like I wasn't coming up. When I made it upstairs I could hear that they were having fun so I peaked in the door. She was mostly naked and they were standing by the bed groping each other. I slipped in and made my way to the chair in the corner and I got comfortable to watch the show.

Before we left he had set up our restraint system so he cuffed her arms and legs and started eating her pussy. Soon he flipped her over and spanked her hard and I knew what was coming. He was ready to fuck her. I began giving instructions from the chair. Telling him to fuck her. He did and she liked it. After he came he called me off the sidelines to join in.

The Hubs kissed and undressed me and led me to a toy which was waiting under the bed. He wanted me to use it on her while she blew him. Then she laid across our bed with her head hanging off while I held a toy in her pussy (it does the fucking for you) while The Hubs throat fucked her while she choked all over his big cock. She came all over the toy and he was ready to fuck again.

She flipped over on her knees and he got behind her and started banging her from behind. She reached over and indicated she wanted pussy so I rearranged to be in front of her. While he banged her from behind she ate my pussy. I watched The Hubs as he enjoyed the train we had going on. I always love seeing his face. He said he wanted to fuck me so she stopped eating and he came over and started to fuck me. He got out the Hitachi wand and I was sent over the edge and we came together while she watched.

After that we lay around for a while and caught our breath. We chatted and chilled until The Hubs started rubbing on her leg and I knew he had one more in him. I went back to the chair and he fucked one more cum out of her and then fell over in a spent heap. :)

We hung for a bit and then he drove her home.

When he got home we watched some TV to decompress and then I started sucking his cock and we fucked a final time to ensure I had drained his balls completely and passed out in a satisfied, tipsy sleep.

It was a fun night. There was very little interaction sexually between she and I mostly because I was so concerned about making her comfortable I probably over thought it all. So I stayed to the sideline until he or she made moves to initiate play. Was that the right move? Fuck if I know, but it worked out and we all had a great time. I'm sure we'll all do it again sometime, after all The Hubs has a birthday coming up! :)

The Wife

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Uncharted Territory

Happy New Year, sluts! Lots of things are going on in life and love and I thought I'd try my best to jump back into sharing here.

Over the years we have played with people together and occasionally separate. However the one consistent thing was always we met them together to start off. As in, maybe The Hubs and a friend would hook up but the majority of the time we would play as a threesome and it always started as a three some. Then came The Girlfriend.

Now we differ on her title, so let me explain. He would NOT call her a girlfriend but he would probably call her his playmate, FWB or his sub. I don't mean "girlfriend" as a bad thing, I just mean she is a playmate of his who thus far has been only played with solo. And actually, I've never even met her. It is all with my knowledge so it is above board so I don't see girlfriend as a bad thing. They have gone out to dinner and talk by text every day. Plus she needs a blog name!  :)

This concept is totally new for us. And we're having to navigate a few new situations but here are a few reasons why it has even the remote possibility of working for us:

Our main "rules" still apply. The little things we do; we don't do phone conversations because then I can't read up and stay updated. We don't meet up or play without prior knowledge given to each other. Basic things like that. We stick to the fundamental rules that have made us a successful swinging couple for many years. If it ain't broke why fix it? These boundaries have always worked for us, they just needed a few adaptations to work in a solo situation. Breaking them will only lead to hurt, anger and a swift end to our participation in this lifestyle.

Total and complete honesty. Even if you do something stupid or the situation makes you look bad you gotta be honest. Tell the whole story and admit when you fuck up and it will be ok. If The Hubs did something stupid I wouldn't be mad at him as long as he tells me. Shit happens. I do stupid shit all.the.time. but if you 'fess up it always goes better.

Complete Openness. As in everything. Even if something is within the rules and normal scope we both get to know about it. Period.

Trust. This is the most important component of all. If we don't have 100% trust in each other and our system then it's game over and we go back to a monogamous marriage. And some serious counseling, perhaps. This is something I think of often and don't take lightly. There is nothing worth breaking this and I know The Hubs feels the same.

There are some new things happening but I'm sure we'll get through them and find a new normal. Hopefully I'll be back on here to take you along on the ride.

The Wife

**Editor's Note... since this was written we have played as a threesome. Blog post coming :)




Saturday, October 31, 2015

Dear Mike

I have this one reader who I feel like may be my number one fan. His name is Mike. I don't know anything more about him other than when I've been silent on here he is the first to notice. So here's to you, Mike... wherever you are.

Dear Mike,
First, thanks for reading!! When I started this blog I wondered if anyone would read it? If it was a normal blog topic I'd at least have my mother as a loyal fan, but clearly THAT isn't going to happen. So I always appreciate knowing people are actually reading it. Or maybe you guys stick around for hopes of more videos? ;)

A few things contributed to my time away. First I killed my computer. Not exactly sure how but I was uploading pictures one day and came back to find it dead. Then we moved. And since I just bought a new house I didn't feel like shelling out a few hundred on a new computer. So I've waited until now to replace it. So at least that excuse is out of the way.

The main reason though... I haven't got a lot to say. At least not anything good to say. I haven't slept with anyone other than The Hubs for 18 months and if you don't count The Friend it has been about 3 years for anyone else. Sometimes I find myself wondering if I can even count myself amongst the "swingers" anymore.

Yes, The Hubs and I have permission to play, and I think we'd both enjoy a naughty playdate together but the fact of the matter is there is nothing on the horizon to that point. The Hubs has a friend he meets up with about once every 2-3 months. She is a newbie so isn't comfortable with me adding in and I respect that. Also, I'm ok with The Hubs having some time without me. And yes, I have The Friend. But let's be honest, we flirt a lot more than we act. We have gotten together 2 times in the last 3 years. It isn't exactly a standing appointment. There are also some complications with that story that I'm trying to wrap my head around. More to come on that :)

So, I am here. And I want to be here. I want to have hot stories to share, I want to see the look on The Hubs face I suck his dick while another fucks me from behind. We just have to get back into the swing of things. (Pun fully intended!) And maybe soon I'll have something good to share. Until then stick by me and we'll see if we can find some juicy stuff to share... ;)

The Wife