Pop goes the Tinder cherry

Well, sort of...

If you've read my last few posts you may recall that we decided to join Tinder to find some new playmates.

It has been interesting to say the least. So far we have seen:

2 childhood friends (one is single one is not!)
1 friend's ex fiance
1 BFFs Hubs
1 Twitter friend
Countless weirdos and so many matches who never respond. (WTF dudes?)

This weekend we finally worked it out to host a new playmate from a match on the app.

In our conversations The Tinder Guy said he had been in a threesome before with a married couple so he understood the lay of the land.

Great! That always makes it easier.

He arrived and looked nervous but fuck, so was I! We went upstairs and he dove in kissing me and fumbling around.

He had given a lot of talk about his oral giving skills so he set to work. I will say that every guy thinks they are the best. Most are overselling it. This guy.... no different. It was forceful and so strange. I honestly do not know how he achieved the feeling he did. It was certainly like no other, just not in a good way.

Needless to say I was ready to get him in another position. When he ended his suck fest to tell me "wow, you're really hard to get off!" I noticed one thing that was not a good sign.

He was not even remotely hard.

Uh. Oh.

Well, only one thing to do... I set to sucking and licking to try and earn my way to a nice hard cock. Except there was no sign of life. Try and try as I may there was no spark and it started to look more and more like it wouldn't happen.

We both reiterated it was not a big deal and I kept trying. We tried different positions, The Hubs participation varied,  anything to try and salvage the night.

Eventually we came to the realization that it wasn't happening and we wrapped up the night.

He apologized profusely. Requested a redo multiple times and then it was over.

So, I guess you could say the Tinder cherry was popped... except we didn't fuck so does it really count?

Also, my pussy is still sore from those oral "skills"...

The Wife